Why would anyone want to get married?
Marrying a girl wont compel her to not cheat, and marriage is useless, besides making taxes a tad bit easier. Also, weddings are huge fucking memes. Why spend $30,000 just to tell people you love each other. You're gonna end up giving alimomy to her for some reason when you two eventually divorce anyways

I can't wait until the consumerist whore boomers die and the diamond/wedding market evaporates