>>2157443I'm frugal.
>>2157453How do you know you've reached Upper Carniola?
There's toilet paper being dried on clotheslines.
When did Upper Carniolans learn to swim?
When Maria Theresia started collecting bridge toll.
Why does an Upper Carniolan tell all visitors to come to his party at the same time?
So the dog only has to bark once and so the door hinges only get used once as well.
What's Upper Carniolan schnapps like?
You drink a shot of mineral water and have someone hit you over the back with a plank so it burns.
