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>Wake up to Tyrone fucking my wife
>Cook breakfast poutine for Leshaun, my wife's son
>Abos stole my beer and riding Moose
>Walk through freezing blizzard to my government mandated Weed Dude dispenser
>A strong transatlantic deci-sexual womyn with rainbow clown hair walks past
>Avert my eyes to not rape xir with my male gaze
>Xi fines $1000 for not checking my privileged
>Try to tell xir I checked my privilege today, fined another $500 for mansplaining
>Finally reach the Weed Dude dispenser
>Must recite Islamic prayer for weed
>Can't remember any, forgot my government issued Koran
>Beheaded
>Government healthcare reattaches my head even though I want to die
>Apologize for the trouble I've given them
>Make it back to the Weed Dude dispenser
>Recite Islamic Prayer
>Finally given Weed
>Arrested for possession
MFW I didn't even make it to Timmies
>Cook breakfast poutine for Leshaun, my wife's son
>Abos stole my beer and riding Moose
>Walk through freezing blizzard to my government mandated Weed Dude dispenser
>A strong transatlantic deci-sexual womyn with rainbow clown hair walks past
>Avert my eyes to not rape xir with my male gaze
>Xi fines $1000 for not checking my privileged
>Try to tell xir I checked my privilege today, fined another $500 for mansplaining
>Finally reach the Weed Dude dispenser
>Must recite Islamic prayer for weed
>Can't remember any, forgot my government issued Koran
>Beheaded
>Government healthcare reattaches my head even though I want to die
>Apologize for the trouble I've given them
>Make it back to the Weed Dude dispenser
>Recite Islamic Prayer
>Finally given Weed
>Arrested for possession
MFW I didn't even make it to Timmies
