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I have a boyfriend.
women are gross and creepy. why would you want to touch the bleeding flesh gape when you could just go suck a dick for free?
you don't have to pay him, you don't have to take him out for a meal, you don't have to pay him your time listening to him prattle on about the women he hates at work, you just fuck and cuddle until you fall asleep together.
I don't really regret not being straight. I don't see the appeal in being straight.