*i tells my mom i'm gonna make cheese steaks tonight and she can come over*
>ok son
okay come over and we'll make cheese steaks, i'll make cheese steaks, we'll eat cheese steaks
>ok
okay
>*she comes over and brings stuffed pasta shells*
ummmmmmmm mommy, mommers, mommerino, you fucking retard nigger bitch i was going to make cheese steaks
>oops that's right i forgot teehee maybe next time even though this meat will obviously go bad by the next time i visit unless i was coming back tommorrow (i'm not)

does this happen in your country?