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>16 years old
>small town texas
>best friend from childhood turned out cool and handsome
>takes me to the parties his gf invites him to
>shes vp of the student council, dude is a real player
>every party we go to we steal all the liquor after everyones good and drunk
>go to one way out of town
>friend is pretty drunk
>12:30, time to grab the vodka and scram
>get into his car
>hes a good drunk driver so i didnt think it was a big deal
>road is really dark, not many streetlights this far out
>pull up to an intersection
>looking at the cars across from us we realize were on the wrong side of the divider
>another car pulls up on the cross street perpendicular to us
>its a fucking cop
>oh shit
>cop's light turns green first, he just drives on
>wait till our light turns then floor it to the correct side of the intersection
>friend vomits out the side of the car while still driving
>he was a pretty good drunk driver after all
Got pretty lucky that night. There was even a bottle of Grey Goose in the vodka stash.
