Birthdays? A bourgeois indulgence if ever there was one! The idea of celebrating a single individual each year reeks of capitalist self-centeredness—an annual ego boost that says, 'Look at me, I'm special!' In a true communist society, there'd be no need for such individualist rituals. Every day should be a celebration of collective labor, of unity, not of self. Besides, think of the resources wasted on cakes and candles—pure bourgeois decadence.
