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Anonymous ID:CtDge77r Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:34:39 No.2160548 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2160556 >>2160567 >>2160649 >>2160875 >>2160944 >>2161253

ITT:autistic things you do/did

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Anonymous ID:VG8mTkXI Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:35:25 No.2160552 Report

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Assburgers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0tmU4CKn Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:35:45 No.2160556 Report

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>>2160548
your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lfKmL9Jr Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:36:48 No.2160566 Report

Quoted By: >>2160571 >>2161534

I gave a blowjob to a guy who thinks he's a female alicorn princess from a alternate universe where mlp is real

I'm not even joking.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k5P0yYIg Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:36:57 No.2160567 Report

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>>2160548
When I get home from work and I have to poop really bad, I'll hold the poop in my butt until I'm completely dressed down. It's the only way I can relax when I poo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k5P0yYIg Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:37:36 No.2160571 Report

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>>2160566
Are you a male?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AEvHYPVk Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:37:49 No.2160574 Report

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when a girl asked me a question i told her why dont you ask the teacher instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lfKmL9Jr Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:37:58 No.2160576 Report

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>>2160571

Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k5P0yYIg Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:39:58 No.2160593 Report

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>>2160576
Yeah, you definitely got it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9+7c2MsF Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:43:18 No.2160616 Report

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>>2160567
That's fucked. I can't poop unless I'm wearing clothes, if I get out of bed to take a shit I have to put something on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lfKmL9Jr Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:44:22 No.2160629 Report

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>>2160593

I also was admitted to the hospital psych ward for a few days for trying to an hero. I stood up for four days straight, tied a plastic Walmart bag over my head, and fell asleep. My mom found me and called 911. While I was there I met a guy who believed he was Jesus and another guy who kept saying sexual things about children at group discussion, like raping them.

Good times

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k5P0yYIg Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:46:33 No.2160644 Report

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>>2160616
Not only do I need to be dressed down, my clothes need to be in the washer and the washer needs to be started. If I'm hungry I need to prepare what I'm going to eat and have it sitting at the table waiting for me when I'm done. I'm not actually diagnosed autistic but I do a lot of autistic shit. That's just the tip of the asperg.

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Anonymous ID:cgJ5PCfC Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:46:46 No.2160649 Report

Quoted By: >>2160656 >>2160676

>>2160548
>age 8 or so
>family party at neighbors house down the street
>House has a garden ornament of a huge metal sun with a face on it in their backyard
>think it would be funny to get on me knees and pretend to worship it ancient Egyptian style
>not a laugh from anyone, just brief, tense silence

I would think about that moment and pinch myself for years afterwords

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cgJ5PCfC Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:47:36 No.2160656 Report

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>>2160649
afterwards

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Anonymous ID:WlSNNn+S Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:49:41 No.2160674 Report

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sometimes i pee in the bathroom sink if that counts
not even sure why i do it t b h

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3VxSSMc Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:50:01 No.2160676 Report

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>>2160649

Sounds like your family was just uptight.

All of us in my family would've been fondly laughing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lfKmL9Jr Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:50:48 No.2160682 Report

Quoted By: >>2161235

Also when I was like fifteen I asked my aunt if I could play with her tits, let's just say I have yet to fondle them and it became a big family ordeal

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Anonymous ID:cKhEF9Cn Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:53:06 No.2160700 Report

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i have OCD,i went down like 10 times in the past hour to check if i locked my car,i'm still not convinced but i'm afraid someone will call the cops thinking i want to steel it if i go anymore
Fucking kill me already

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Anonymous ID:a3VxSSMc Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:53:16 No.2160701 Report

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>>2160644

>That's just the tip of the asperg.

Good one!

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Anonymous ID:9+7c2MsF Thu 14 Sep 2017 19:57:12 No.2160732 Report

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>>2160676
Or maybe autism just runs in your family

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Anonymous ID:a3VxSSMc Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:01:34 No.2160761 Report

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>>2160732

I'll defer to your expertise!

After all, germany, belgium and da nedderlands pretty much combine to form the holy trinity of autism.

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Anonymous ID:S9D/KEKe Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:03:51 No.2160875 Report

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>>2160548
>remembers stupid thing i done when i was 7
>day ruined

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vKpkkfva Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:05:40 No.2160944 Report

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>>2160548
put my dick on my sister's ass while she's asleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WlSNNn+S Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:08:01 No.2160965 Report

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>>2160700
i've never offically been diagnosed with OCD or anything but i also do this and its not just the car door
there are times when i have to check a door 3 or 4 times before i feel satisfied, i feel like it's more of a paranoia thing than an ocd thing with me tho
i also check the toilet for spiders everytime i go take a shit, pretty retarded but i have to do it or i wont feel comfortable

!Cinvi//NAY

!Cinvi//NAY ID:HR9nBh4c Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:32:40 No.2161235 Report

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>>2160682
there is no way you aren't joking, r- right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rGEsznaC Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:34:02 No.2161253 Report

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>>2160548

I was a furry for several years.

!Cinvi//NAY

!Cinvi//NAY ID:HR9nBh4c Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:34:11 No.2161254 Report

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>>2160965
you don't even life in Australia

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Anonymous ID:NcW/eebf Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:37:34 No.2161288 Report

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I go on /bant/ regularily

!Cinvi//NAY

!Cinvi//NAY ID:HR9nBh4c Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:38:37 No.2161301 Report

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I finally thought of something, when I was a little kid, maybe 4-6 years old, I saw a black man and said to my mom something a long the lines of 'look, there's monkey!'. Or I just said things you shouldnt say out loud all the time. One time I saw a secretary at the doctor's office and actually said she looked like a witch, out loud. And I still do things like that sometimes, though most times not as bad as when I was a kid

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Anonymous ID:WlSNNn+S Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:43:41 No.2161369 Report

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>>2161254
yeah thats why i said its retarded all we have here are spiders that look like ants but like i said if i dont check i feel really uncomfortable, maybe i should just force myself to not check and see if that feeling goes away after a few times idk

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!ilDucejlR6 ID:p/jvrqXE Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:49:19 No.2161419 Report

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Whenever I have nothing to to with my hands I start to snap with my fingers.
I do this mostly while walking.
Or sometimes I just snap randomly, but thats extremely rare.

!Cinvi//NAY

!Cinvi//NAY ID:HR9nBh4c Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:56:08 No.2161510 Report

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>>2161369
it should, after a little while at least. I did some similar things and forcing yourself to get over it really helps after doing it for a while. I had fear in the dark for a really long time and I constantly felt like someone was behind me if I was sitting in my chair for example. just typing this makes this feeling come back.

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Anonymous ID:7klhowBy Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:58:30 No.2161532 Report

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>>2160644

>Tip of the asperg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:warw5dSX Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:58:33 No.2161534 Report

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>>2160566
The faggot thought he was a royalty species of equine in an alt-dimension? And of the horse show nonetheless?

You sucking dick isn't autistic in the slightest, but that guy is the most autistic faggot in that shitty fandom.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:warw5dSX Thu 14 Sep 2017 20:59:55 No.2161546 Report

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I literally can't focus unless if the room I'm working or playing vidya in is clean as a whistle.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+ZKVpcJg Thu 14 Sep 2017 21:01:47 No.2161560 Report

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I usually count out loud and look over my washroom before bed, not sure what I'm looking for and doing really.

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