I am sexually attracted to the Imperial Bosendorfer Piano. It's breath-taking aesthetics and masterful craftsmanship. All which take 6 years to make make my dick diamonds. Just imagine buying one for your personal collection and testing the earth shaking low notes and heavenly high notes and then immediately jamming your rock hard cock inside it's soundboard. Just examining it's handcrafted Austrian polished Spruce and mahogany and then Examining all 9ft and 6inches of would be enough for me. If it weren't for their $500,000 price tag I would be painting one of them white by now.