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Any anons got stories about being caught watching porn by their parents?

Anonymous ID:L3oZWDQs Thu 21 Nov 2024 07:56:05 No.21616685 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21616989 >>21617425 >>21617611

I was never caught caught

>i forgot to clean the pipe
>pissed in toilet, some residual semen went in there
>forgot to flush
>mom saw white stuff floating around in toilet water
>asked me what it was and took me to the doctor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zCUzjLX8 Thu 21 Nov 2024 08:17:22 No.21616719 Report

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your mom is a dumb sexist cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B9ZEZjAk Thu 21 Nov 2024 10:59:17 No.21616989 Report

Quoted By: >>21617367

>>21616685
doctuh be like
>your son has ligma

no seriously what doctor said or never happened

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L3oZWDQs Thu 21 Nov 2024 13:48:08 No.21617367 Report

Quoted By: >>21617369 >>21619370

>>21616989
he asked if i had an active sex life and then my mom was like "oh"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zCUzjLX8 Thu 21 Nov 2024 13:49:43 No.21617369 Report

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>>21617367
women are fucking dumb, i swear to god. way to embarrass your own kid and self-report your own ignorance.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1437Q7ys Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:04:00 No.21617405 Report

Quoted By: >>21617424

No. I have never actively sought out pron to 'goon' to, it's just not my thing. But as a teenager while watching anime online my mom would barge into the room randomly and apologize. I realized several years later she was trying to catch me watching porn to punish me. She tried to prevent me from having any friend she disliked, or a girlfriend, or jobs she didn't like while lambasting me that I should just "get a job with a degree like she did". Incidentally she will never have grandkids.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zCUzjLX8 Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:10:59 No.21617424 Report

Quoted By: >>21617532

>>21617405
that's probably why it's not your thing.
you were repressed. this is why mothers need to stay the fuck away from developing boys. you needed a father.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:74V9lzCK Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:11:14 No.21617425 Report

Quoted By: >>21617439

>>21616685
mom wants to catch me masturbating so badly and hints about it sometimes too
i was caught red handed by my sister when i was about 14, she didnt catch me jorkin it be she saw the come all over my hands and the phone lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zCUzjLX8 Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:17:32 No.21617439 Report

Quoted By: >>21617519

>>21617425
women are fucking disgusting. that's almost pedophillic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:74V9lzCK Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:38:33 No.21617519 Report

Quoted By: >>21617523

>>21617439
sweet anon dont be sexist, not all women are as disgusting as my mom lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zCUzjLX8 Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:40:06 No.21617523 Report

Quoted By: >>21617543

>>21617519
if they're not, then why can you find this behavior on a planetary scale?
i'll stop being sexist just as soon as they do. i said the same thing about niggers as a teenager.
>i wouldn't be willing to hear out racists, if you guys didn't statistically commit half the crime in america.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bpqVQarG Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:41:07 No.21617527 Report

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>be 7 year old
>parents give me a laptop all to myself
>clueless me starts looking things up
>too clueless to know what browsing history is
>dad finds out and whips me
>locks me in my room
>refuses to elaborate further

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1437Q7ys Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:42:05 No.21617532 Report

Quoted By: >>21617539

>>21617424
Yeah as a man I will always curse my father for not putting down the cigs and then getting multiple kinds of cancer and a blood disease from medical malpractice and not leaving me anything in the will. It's actually crazy how boomers just straight up 'trusted' women to be good and all of them are fucking insane and evil. Oh well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zCUzjLX8 Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:43:29 No.21617539 Report

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>>21617532
the old people are all, fucking stupid.
whoever let them have the 'girl power, wife is always right' bullshit, is the catalyst.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:74V9lzCK Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:44:12 No.21617543 Report

Quoted By: >>21617571

>>21617523
men are terrible too, theres good on both sides
and not all niggers are bad, theres good niggers out there
however, we can all agree that pajeets are useless stinky pieces of shit and they need to be nuked

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zCUzjLX8 Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:49:29 No.21617571 Report

Quoted By: >>21617584

>>21617543
>and not all niggers are bad, theres good niggers out there
maybe. but they're drowned out by the overwhelming majority of them who have an IQ of 68.
what i'm doing isn't wrong, or over-generalizing. it's a reaction to pretty standard data.
furries and weebs didn't like the reputation they had, so they changed. they cleaned up their communities and now normies love anime.
weebs gave themselves an image change from pic rel, to normal people in ten years.
it took black people two centuries to get this far, and they mostly did it by victim carding. because, as statistics show,
they still have an average IQ of 68,
and they still commit a disproportionate amount of crime in every country they have a solid foothold in.

women can change.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:74V9lzCK Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:53:09 No.21617584 Report

Quoted By: >>21617605

>>21617571
>women can change.
not if guys keep making them feel like theyre a special sex and they can have it easy.
honestly its all the simps fault, let them hoes feel the struggle and theyll change

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zCUzjLX8 Thu 21 Nov 2024 14:59:25 No.21617605 Report

Quoted By: >>21617634

>>21617584
they are, feeling the struggle.
they started this whole movement in my country over the election where they're swearing off men.
in south korea, it's devolved into a full on gender turf war. they hate each other, because the men keep getting shafted.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m4oGlL1P Thu 21 Nov 2024 15:00:43 No.21617611 Report

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>>21616685
Yes my parents had a terrible habit of not knocking before entering my room. My mom was wine drunk and burst in when I was fapping to porn. She acted shocked and surprised and then offered assistance. I took her up on her offer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:74V9lzCK Thu 21 Nov 2024 15:10:27 No.21617634 Report

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>>21617605
nah, if youre talking about 4b then that was always the case, its just official now. they do this because they think sex is a privilege and they can control men by not giving them sex, which again is the desperate horny mfs fault lol
i actually kinda support them in this movement because trump supporters are legit retarded

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SHITTERFITTER ID:/c9gjFpY Thu 21 Nov 2024 15:38:33 No.21617729 Report

Quoted By: >>21617741

>be 13
>read American psycho
>tell friend about a part
>he wants to see it
>send him pictures of that chapter
>parents see it
>they read the chapter where patrick shoves a starved rat up a girl’s pussy
One of the Top 5 worst beatings of my life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:74V9lzCK Thu 21 Nov 2024 15:41:38 No.21617741 Report

Quoted By: >>21617745

>>21617729
why do you comment on every fucking thread im on? kys already pajeet
seeing your stinky flag makes my blood boil

SHITTERFITTER

SHITTERFITTER ID:/c9gjFpY Thu 21 Nov 2024 15:42:23 No.21617745 Report

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>>21617741
Obsessed tranny

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Anonymous ID:PrmUKo0P Thu 21 Nov 2024 16:21:46 No.21618595 Report

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i used the school computer to watch tons of porn usng a proxy website to bypass the filter in 6th grade

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Expn/3tM Thu 21 Nov 2024 18:47:06 No.21619370 Report

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>>21617367
lmfao no shot this is real

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