>ukraine is our greatest ally! we will do anything to help them win and secure peace in europe!
>oh you know actually we can't break our rules and let you into nato just this one time, i'm sorry
>what, you want us to actually step in and place our peacekeepers along the frontline so russia could actually face some consequences of they keep on attacking? no, that's too much and that will be extremely bad for the world economy, you know we still gotta buy that gas and oil even if through dozens of intermediates
>aslo we all just called putin and had a great talk with him he's such a sweet guy you know, we asked him to stop the war but he politely declined, and no you still cannot have a speech at the eurovision and the olympics, your shit is starting to get old and people don't wanna hear it for the 150th time this year
>here, have some old ass rockets and a bunch of cars instead, also don't forget that we need at least 500 thousand ukrainians dead by the end of the year so pass a few more draconian conscription laws please
