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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:34:10 No.21664914 View View Reply Original Report

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What does /pol/ do in this situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:34:35 No.21664915 Report

Quoted By: >>21664917 >>21664953 >>21665004

>custom tip
>$0.01

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:35:28 No.21664916 Report

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>>21664914
i take the screen and slap you in the face with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:35:43 No.21664917 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664915
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:35:44 No.21664918 Report

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>>21664914
Punch the screen then call the police and say they are trying to rob me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:36:26 No.21664919 Report

Quoted By: >>21664920

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:38:15 No.21664920 Report

Quoted By: >>21664926 >>21664933 >>21664952

>>21664919
I know foreigners are "dumb" and "uncultured" heard it all before, but what happens if a red-blooded american simply smiles and offers 0 tip? does the waitress explode into dust and get replaced by an immigrant?

My fear would be the people putting poo and body fluids in my food to "punish" me for the wage their boss refuses to pay. Like that's just a fucking bribe, a really dirty gross bribe. I will never pay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:38:40 No.21664921 Report

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>>21664914
Rape everyone and leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:39:33 No.21664922 Report

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>>21664914
Just never shop there again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:40:09 No.21664923 Report

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>>21664914

Drop my trousers (I never wear underpants of any sort), turn around, spread my anus open as far as I possibly can, and defecate horribly all over the screen while loudly saying the N-word. Then I will walk out without paying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:40:51 No.21664924 Report

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>>21664914
turn 360 degrees and exit the gay apple (but I repeat myself...) shop

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:41:40 No.21664925 Report

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>>21664914
I never given a single tip to any person or business and I never will.
>b-but shekelstein doesn't pay me a living wage
Not my problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:42:15 No.21664926 Report

Quoted By: >>21664936 >>21664946

>>21664920
depends on the situation, a coffee shop or takeout food it's not going to be a problem
if you sit down in a restaurant and eat a $200+ dinner and don't tip, they might follow you to your car and ask you what was wrong with their service in hopes you'll be shamed into adding a tip
but you are correct you're taking a chance if you pay before they package up the food for order-ahead places, anything can happen then

the last oil change place I went to asked for a tip
not going back there, needless to say

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:43:49 No.21664927 Report

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If I'm standing and ordering I'm not tipping ever.

If I'm sitting and ordering off a QR code I'm not tipping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:44:15 No.21664928 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664914
>custom tip
>0%

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:45:45 No.21664929 Report

Quoted By: >>21664930

>>21664914
Just leave and never come back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:46:02 No.21664930 Report

Quoted By: >>21664934

>>21664929
pacifist

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:46:38 No.21664931 Report

Quoted By: >>21664932

I drink too much soda pop and I poop my pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:47:16 No.21664932 Report

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>>21664931
shitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:47:43 No.21664933 Report

Quoted By: >>21664937 >>21664943

>>21664920
Jose rubs your burrito on his balls for not giving him a tip

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:47:59 No.21664934 Report

Quoted By: >>21664935

>>21664930
What are you going to do? Attack them and go spend some time in jail with nigs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:48:34 No.21664935 Report

Quoted By: >>21664939

>>21664934
i am going to wap them with the screen and leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:48:43 No.21664936 Report

Quoted By: >>21664942 >>21664945

>>21664926
>don't tip, they might follow you to your car

to get pepper sprayed for trying to extort me? holy fuck americans are insane. you know what, one day instead of being a shitty fucking tourist I will be a waiter in america and I will put all my tips in the fucking COMPANY JAR or the trash and everyone will fucking hate my guts and I'll be so fucking proud of myself because I don't need to rort the customer to feel good about my service quality.
>hello I'm australian we don't tip in my country if you try to tip me I will burn your money in front of you
I will get so fucking famous and I'll be humble about it too, like "any waitstaff can do this if they lay off the drugs and budget a little"

I will do this. mark my words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:48:55 No.21664937 Report

Quoted By: >>21664941

>>21664933
Not true, the kitchen doesn't get paid any tips, they're not going to exact revenge for some server

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:49:08 No.21664938 Report

Quoted By: >>21664940

>>21664914
I throw hot coffee in baristas face, then punch next in line customer in nose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:49:26 No.21664939 Report

Quoted By: >>21664940 >>21664950

>>21664935
Sure, sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:49:54 No.21664940 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664938
see, the leaf has the spirit
>>21664939
i would

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:50:04 No.21664941 Report

Quoted By: >>21664944 >>21664957

>>21664937
Don't the tips get split if it's a takeout place and it's only like one lady at the counter and Jose in the back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:50:19 No.21664942 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664936
You wont do shit. But you can sleep on my couch if you do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:50:26 No.21664943 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664933
Jose is an idiot, he doesn't know I'd pay extra just to watch.

I don't actually care about piss and shid in my food (else I wouldn't buy indian take out) I care about beggars in buildings, that crap is illegal here, go beg outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:50:52 No.21664944 Report

Quoted By: >>21664947

>>21664941
Never seen that working in 3 restaurants

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:53:05 No.21664945 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664936
>I will do this. mark my words.
OK well be sure to get it on video for everybody's amusement
that's cool that Australia doesn't have this problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:53:09 No.21664946 Report

Quoted By: >>21664963

>>21664926
okay second question: since they rely on tips can I pay them to do tricks or go on quests? like I plan to eat a giant plate for a whole hour, can I pay them to drive my car home to feed my cat?

like what ACTUALLY are the limits on what you can pay waitstaff to do, I know you can pay them to dance, but could I pay for specific moves? Can I pay a waitress to install a catflap in a door I bought from home while I eat and watch?

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:53:13 No.21664947 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664944
its fake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:53:48 No.21664948 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664914
>take picture....
>leave tip.....
>pay with card
>call bank and say it forced and not advertised before purchase
>you get the tip back and the business gets hit with the dispute charge ($25-50)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:54:14 No.21664949 Report

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>>21664914
>Paying for coffee or tea
If the firm isn't paying, I just drink it at home or bring my own. I spend like 300something dollars of my own money a month on food and just pocket the rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:54:20 No.21664950 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664939
You think some twink behind the register is gonna care very much is someone absconds laughing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:54:48 No.21664951 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664914
>custom tip
>-10%
>65,536%
>4,294,967,296%
>lizard%
Software QA is free

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:55:19 No.21664952 Report

Quoted By: >>21664956 >>21664997

>>21664920
Please never fucking come to the USA. I would fuck with you big time if you ever screwed me on a well deserved tip, I'd ruin your stay in the US

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:55:37 No.21664953 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664915
This!
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:56:19 No.21664954 Report

Quoted By: >>21664955

Jose here, dont tip, it all goes to the roasties at the counter, i accidentally slip an extra bagel or a larger cup if i see someone kick up a stink about tips.

I only rub my penis in your food if you are a really hot woman, regardless of tips

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:56:39 No.21664955 Report

Quoted By: >>21664960

>>21664954
make my tacos cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:56:59 No.21664956 Report

Quoted By: >>21664961

>>21664952
>I deserve a tip

do you really thought? You're probably on a shift right now and can barely contain the 'tude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:57:09 No.21664957 Report

Quoted By: >>21664964

>>21664941
entirely at the owner's discretion. tip pooling has strict rules and i know in some states it's allowed so long as anyone in a managerial position doesn't take part in it
dunno how it works in corporate restaurants though

worked in a few chink restaurants where we (line cooks) would get a cut of the tips near the end of service.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:58:09 No.21664958 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664914
This isn't an issue, because I use cash like a real white man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:58:09 No.21664959 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664914
That business doesn’t exist. Op is sperm sipping lowlife, per usual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:58:41 No.21664960 Report

Quoted By: >>21664962

>>21664955
We dont serve the lgbt at this establishment, sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:59:31 No.21664961 Report

Quoted By: >>21664965

>>21664956
It's actually thanksgiving, my job is closed for the day because our owner cares about us. I just got home from my family dinner, and cooked myself a steak.

When I deliver food or waste lots of time and labor with a table, it's like a spit in the face to not even tip $5 at a bare minimum. That is extra work when not being paid hourly. I do not work for free, but expect an attitude if you try and fuck me

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Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:59:53 No.21664962 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664960
how dare you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:59:58 No.21664963 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664946
tips aren't paying people to do specific things
you're (allegedly) just paying them for the quality of their service (their job role)
of course now with USA monopoly money it's turned into a charity / de facto welfare system for waiters so that restaurants don't have to raise their wages

anyway you sound like you would really like this movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0e0PH70Nig

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 00:59:58 No.21664964 Report

Quoted By: >>21664966 >>21664967 >>21664990

>>21664957
I would rather tip the cooks than the dumb whore that does nothing but point to the tap to pay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 01:01:23 No.21664965 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664961
>our owner cares about us
>but not enough to pay our wages
>customers should do that

I mean if I pay your wage I should get perks. But a waitress in America is like a hobo, the same fake smile and beggar attitude. I could get a better deal out of America by instead of tipping you, paying a hobo to field test my food for me and give me a footjob under the table.

what do you really offer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 01:01:24 No.21664966 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664964
restaurant worker detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 01:01:27 No.21664967 Report

Quoted By:

>>21664964
bruh those poor hot girls are doing EMOTIONAL LABOR having to pretend to be nice to non-chads
show a little respect
some of them are probably former sex workers and you are only retraumatizing them

kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Nov 2024 01:01:48 No.21664968 Report

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>>21664914
I only tip if I requested something extra beyond the expected or the person really went beyond expectations or if it's a sit-down place and I was waited on. Or if it's somewhere I like to go often. I don't tip for something basic, and if I'm ordering a simple coffee or a basic sandwich straight off a preset menu, that doesn't generally merit a tip.

If I saw a screen like this, I'd abandon my order and just walk out. It's up to me if I want to tip or not, and I expect employers to actually pay their workers at least a basic wage.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:90vbkQfc Fri 29 Nov 2024 01:04:37 No.21664987 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUoPWnlnvLQ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TYuatwWr Fri 29 Nov 2024 01:05:32 No.21664990 Report

Quoted By:

>moved
>>21664964
best way to do that is if you politely (or don't it's your choice) go to the back to speak to one of the cooks to hand them your tip. if they won't accept it best to buy them a pack of beer/something carbinated
if the restaurant has a bar you can talk to the bartender to buy them all a round after their shift is over

tipping the dishwasher also works. the cooks will know if they're a proper brigade and they'll recognize you if you come back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:taKWTMlU Fri 29 Nov 2024 01:07:15 No.21664997 Report

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>>21664952
>on a well deserved tip
That's for the customer to decide, not you.

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Anonymous ID:GI7WoZfN Fri 29 Nov 2024 01:11:25 No.21665001 Report

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>We are not going to spare a penny on our ungrateful brat baristas, so you will pay them instead. (Its rude not to!)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:otgkNw6R Fri 29 Nov 2024 01:12:26 No.21665004 Report

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>>21664915
then break the screen and run off afterwards

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