i was incelslopping at the thanksgiving get together but i wanted to eat light because i am trying to lose weight and improve my diet. my cousins and aunties came up to me and demanded i eat more, but i politely told them i wanted to lose weight so i'd stop being such a pathetic incelchud and not be NGMI dyel anymore and make it, but they all laughed and said "you will ALWAYS be a fat chuddy tiny white pecker cuckold loser sperg HAHAHAHAHA" and held me down and force fed me an entire turkey, 3 plates of mashed sweet potatoes & marshmallow, half a cheesecake, half a pumpkin pie, 2 dozen deviled eggs and all 3 jars of gravy

i hate spending time with this evil family they make the holidays hell