"Oh hey Anon, long time no see! Highschool feels like soooo long ago now, huh? Are you still selling chainlink and posting about Jewish people on what was it again? Some sort of Mongolian basket-weaving forum? Gosh, you're so passionate about those things.
Anyway, we're just in town for a bit—Ashley's starting her second masters in environmental science, and I’m heading up marketing for a nonprofit. What about you? Still working on that manifesto or whatever it was?"