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Anonymous ID:+yV6Depz Mon 02 Dec 2024 08:04:40 No.21682370 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21682400 >>21684583 >>21684934 >>21684939 >>21685743

it's the only thing worse than a walmart greeter
a greeter in a cuckshed

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Anonymous ID:nCaTo/vi Mon 02 Dec 2024 08:13:37 No.21682391 Report

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There's a "greeter" at my local grocery store who doesn't greet people, he literally sits there on his phone. I've seen this multiple times with the same guy as I've been there, he doesn't say hello to anyone.

It's the fucking damnedest thing to me. Your only fucking job in the world is just to say "hi" to people as they walk in a store, and you aren't even doing it. How the fuck does one mentally justify this? They could fire him and nothing would change except the store saved some money.

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Anonymous ID:e9IfJPN1 Mon 02 Dec 2024 08:20:09 No.21682400 Report

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>>21682370
walmart greeters have to stand on their feet all day, cuckshed guards just watch tv on a chair

though

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Anonymous ID:92nCLEFe Mon 02 Dec 2024 08:46:41 No.21682445 Report

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>>21682391
old people literally go to the store to buy sour cream, bet 10 dollars on some horse and talk about the weather with the cashier for 2 hours, it's a boomer psyop to make you come back, doesn't work on young people doe since they wear headphones, don't look people in the eyes and use the self-checkout

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Anonymous ID:+yV6Depz Mon 02 Dec 2024 09:23:54 No.21682508 Report

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>>21682391
he's like me, i'm technically supposed to talk to people on the intercom and keep track of delivery vehicles but i just raise the barrier for everyone because i'm a useless retard who's incapable of doing basic tasks
i only got hired as a favor to my parents who know my employer because there was room for another parasite to take advantage of shitty management
infact my job is so useless that it's easier for everyone if i just don't get in the way

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Anonymous ID:VhG/8XZp Mon 02 Dec 2024 17:37:49 No.21684583 Report

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>>21682370
>it's the only thing worse than a walmart greeter
You get a chair though. That's far superior. Also the cuckshed creates a barrier between you and the rabble. I had a cuckshed job one summer in college. It was okay.

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Anonymous ID:U4WfM0JN Mon 02 Dec 2024 18:25:50 No.21684934 Report

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>>21682370
Why arent you dying in the trenches for putler?

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Anonymous ID:6q+f4qh/ Mon 02 Dec 2024 18:27:29 No.21684939 Report

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>>21682370
i did this job in america on the night shift. my job was to protect the assets from theft when we still had 24 hour walmarts.
you can imagine the real reason why they don't do that anymore, and it has something to do with the staggering amount of niggers who come in around 3 AM.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q+J4yYVr Mon 02 Dec 2024 20:30:47 No.21685743 Report

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>>21682370
At least you're in a comfy shed. Maybe get a pet hamster to keep you company and upgrade the comfiness
Decorate it too, put nice ambient lights, a little rug, some cute little portraits, get a mug warmer and massaging chair or foot massage machine. A nice tablet to watch vintage movies could also be a good addition
Once every 6 paychecks buy a hooker to suck you off in the shed

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Anonymous ID:jA6TSa28 Mon 02 Dec 2024 23:04:20 No.21686317 Report

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i work in computer security and get paid probably like 500x the average russian salary for doing very little work so i am content

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