>>21694691ignoring the gf part i still find just about everything about this unbearable
>pls dont bully meattack instincts engage
>you read? you're so smartdon't condescend to me dipshit, how hard is it to pick up a book
>meanyfuck u
>*pets tummy*hands off whore
>holy fuck i love your fuzzy tummyi lasered that WHORE
>i just finished my programming homework can i blow youyou can blow the taxi driver to cover the fee home
>do you believe in aliensholy redditor
>am i a good girlno
>your hair is so softdid u get that line from a serial killer documentary like am i going to walk in on a jar of locks later
>maybe one day my mom will love meWOW SORRY THATS A THERAPIST THING NOT A ME THING SO TELL THEM
>math is coolno it isn't
>i'm majoring in computer science because i can't drawok
>can i watch you play games? i'm lonelycan you get a hobby?
>buys shoes infrequentlyfascinating
>nibbles your handhey a pet lobster would do that too and i'd like the lobster more honestly
>pet memake me
>beat the shit out of me until i pass outrestraining order
>poutsdevelopmentally stunted gf BASED
>can i sleep on your tummyyou can sleep in the dog house
