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>Be me
>17 jerk off a lot
>raised catholic so I pray after jerking it
>done this for years so anytime I pray I do the jerking prayer
> "God, I am so sorry for masturbating, please forgive me, wash my hands of this guilt and rinse me of my sin, amen"
>do this same prayer everyday for years
>thanksgiving comes along
>family asks me to pray
>I pray, that same jerking prayer
>after the prayer, I lower my hands
>my family, all staring at me
>every family member largely catholic/christian
>mom vomits
>dad is just staring at me
>try to think of something to say
>"I was just jerkin- joking, lets eat!"
>aunt, uncle, and cousin leave
>mom runs to her room crying
>grandmother and grandfather just looking at their food
we haven't spoke of the incident since