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>wake up to 4 of my 6 roommates arguing about how to split rent in our studio apartment
>buy overpriced coffee from the nice brown people at Tim Hortons who get my order wrong anyway
>looking through fake job listings again
>all are labelled entry level but require at least 4 years of experience
>finally find place, go in with resume
>"sorry you're not what we're looking for"
>sad.mkv
>go home
>week later walk past same place
>see brownie working behind register, clearly has no clue how to operate it and he looks sleep deprived
>fucking Indians are destroying my beloved country
>pissed
>start to walk home but slip on street and fall down the anti-wheelchair sidewalk stairs
>break leg
>no worries, the hospital can take care of it in a couple years, plus it's free!
>years later
>insurance doesn't cover broken leg
>they offer me assisted suicide for free
Man, silly Americans will never know the joy of being in the superior country
>wake up to 4 of my 6 roommates arguing about how to split rent in our studio apartment
>buy overpriced coffee from the nice brown people at Tim Hortons who get my order wrong anyway
>looking through fake job listings again
>all are labelled entry level but require at least 4 years of experience
>finally find place, go in with resume
>"sorry you're not what we're looking for"
>sad.mkv
>go home
>week later walk past same place
>see brownie working behind register, clearly has no clue how to operate it and he looks sleep deprived
>fucking Indians are destroying my beloved country
>pissed
>start to walk home but slip on street and fall down the anti-wheelchair sidewalk stairs
>break leg
>no worries, the hospital can take care of it in a couple years, plus it's free!
>years later
>insurance doesn't cover broken leg
>they offer me assisted suicide for free
Man, silly Americans will never know the joy of being in the superior country
