i hate swiping on tinder and looking for messages
i hate loading bumble and swiping etc
i hate firing up grinder for like, 30 sec a day and getting sent pictures of a 60 year old man's putred asshole describe how submissive and 'eager to please' he is

i was messaging a decently attractive guy and he was all like 'im ready to playyyy' like nigga wtf that even mean and i eventually get there and its a dude living in a trailer trash already high, starts sniffing poppers like 'oh yeah im ready for that nice dick' and its awkward as fuck so my flaccid dick is just in his mouth and he was like 'well why'd you come if you were nervous' completely forgetting that he kept accusing me of flaking on him or leading him on for 3 weeks.