Dear aliens,

I hope this message finds you well.

Human beings (Homo Sapiens) of Earth (third planet from the Sun system, blue) were a mistake and deserve complete destruction.

Please, contact me, so I can further your agenda of replacement of the humankind (including myself) for your race, securing you a paradise planet with abundant life and resources. The only way to save the mankind of the future from our mistakes is by our complete destruction, enough damage has been done already.

lease do not consider this an acknowledgement that your kind is superior (because it is not, if circumstances were inverted, I'd wipe you out without a second thought), but an acknowledgement that life itself is a mistake. Please do not miss any of us or try to keep prisoners. If another race finds this message first before you finish delivering us oblivion, I hope they wipe each and every one of you out too from the face of God's creation for fucking up this badly.