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Crymaxxing for Sex

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>Be me
>Exercising at local park
>Only other person at the park is a beautiful latina tomboy in a sports bra and shorts, wearing headphones jogging past me
>Doesn't even acknowledges my existence
>I start doing jump squats and clap pushups to impress her
>Still ignores me on her next lap
>I get depressed and start thinking about all the blackpill and lookism shit, and if only I was taller and better looking she'd approach me or smile.
>I'm almost 30 and I've never had a gf and it just tears me up inside.
>I suddenly dropped to my knees and begun bawling and sobbing, I'm talking snot running out of my nose. Moaning like whale, etc.
>I cried so hard you'd think the world was ending when in reality I was just sad that i was too ugly to get a latina gf. I was crying out to God.
>After 5 minutes of non-stop crying, I feel someone's gentle hand on my shoulder
>Oh my god, It's HER. She's holding her headphones in her hand and looking straight at me.
>"What's the matter sir? Is there something going on?"
>I sputter and gasp as I try to collect my bearings. Trying to think of something to say.
>"Uh, It's just that...um....I just don't really have any friends and the loneliness finally got to me. I feel i have no one in this city, Y'know?"
>She pats me on the shoulder, Helps me back up, and gives me warm hug. I try not to get the craziest boner I've ever experienced.
>It's okay dude,I understand. Things will get better. If you want you could jog with me. I've got a few more laps."

And just like that I've got a new jogging buddy