Walking down the street something caught my eye, a growing epidemic that really ain't fly.
This middle aged lady - I gotta be blunt - her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front.
I could see her uterus; her pants were too tight.
She must have owned panties, there were none in sight.
She walked right by, the poor woman didn't know, she had a frontal wedgie, a cameltoe.