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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2025 15:45:34 No.21855638 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21855639 >>21855640 >>21855716 >>21855758 >>21855844 >>21858550 >>21858737

>30 yo next month
>never even held a woman's hand before
Tell me why I shouldn't just give up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2025 15:47:58 No.21855639 Report

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>>21855638
I was 28, and trying to figure out how to get into a woman's pants, and then my future wife came up, bit me on the neck, and said "let's fuck".
I thought it was a trick, and didn't believe she was serious.
copious sex followed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2025 15:48:29 No.21855640 Report

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>>21855638
>Tell me why I shouldn't just give up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2025 15:48:39 No.21855641 Report

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Face it they will proceed to ignore hans is a pattern we have seen it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RGNBmDEV Mon 06 Jan 2025 16:05:10 No.21855716 Report

Quoted By: >>21858861

>>21855638
You shouldnt give up because youre probably just not trying very hard. I bet you have a good job or a friend circle or even just a skill.
Meanwhile I'm nearing 30 and need advice on the train exit method. Is it as simple as literally just jumping in front of a speeding train and youre gone?

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Anonymous ID:/CpFEG2y Mon 06 Jan 2025 16:24:25 No.21855758 Report

Quoted By: >>21857280

>>21855638
lmao, its not even that great
just go hold your moms hand for a few seconds its a retarded concept

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tZ4IXNPX Mon 06 Jan 2025 16:46:24 No.21855844 Report

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>>21855638
this but 23

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IVPVEz9C Mon 06 Jan 2025 17:13:25 No.21855971 Report

Quoted By: >>21856215

i just ess-heitch-blank-tee'd into my underwear while farttrusting. first time in a long time I gave my trust to a fart and it turned around and bit me in the ass with poo. in the literal bed as I was waking up.
waddled my ass over to toilet town and got daymares from the absolute screams and death rattles ripping out of my hole.
consistently was like mashed potatoes and snots.
Here's what you should do op, go out to the store and ask for that attractive cashier's number

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gVe1hY98 Mon 06 Jan 2025 17:17:12 No.21856215 Report

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>>21855971

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IVPVEz9C Mon 06 Jan 2025 17:20:05 No.21856226 Report

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>>21856215
*consistency
I'm still waking up on the toilet lol
it's usually not like this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a9A8t4v1 Mon 06 Jan 2025 21:50:39 No.21857280 Report

Quoted By: >>21857995

>>21855758
Meds, when i touch a girl's hand it feels like electricity and magic and tingles my spine and head

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/CpFEG2y Mon 06 Jan 2025 22:41:46 No.21857995 Report

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>>21857280
youre probably high test, most of us not so lucky

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eUd/MuXx Tue 07 Jan 2025 00:37:46 No.21858550 Report

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>>21855638
Either pull the trigger or get a hooker and fix your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6DQbuLKa Tue 07 Jan 2025 01:10:09 No.21858700 Report

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why use a rpg?

just go to ukraine eat a drone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HEszCb2t Tue 07 Jan 2025 01:11:30 No.21858737 Report

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>>21855638
you have your mom that loves you very much!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MlvIBDtw Tue 07 Jan 2025 01:27:15 No.21858861 Report

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>>21855716
honestly kill yourself by cops

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