-Be German
-Get Ass-Raped
-by Nazis & Hitler
-Then Allies & America
-Then Russia
-Then Immigrants & Merkel
(Dry without even the courtesy of a reach around.)
Be American
-Kick German's Ass in Both World Wars
-Have the World's strongest Economy
-Invent the airplane, the internet, whole bunch of other shit...
-Win more God Damn Olympic Medals than any other country!