What's was Jesus's IQ? He is the son of God so it must be very high but somehow not so high that he cannot expertly weave his way through the fabric of society expertly like a masterclass of Machiavelli proportions. One would suspect he would be able to deftly counter and outsmart the Jews surrounding him but, in actuality, upon further examination, it would appear Jesus merely used cheap parlor tricks, made grand narrative claims and populist appeals, and chimped out flipping tables like a nigger.

I'm beginning to suspect Jesus was sub-IQ subhuman. Wouldn't you agree?