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An old woman drinks whisky for the first time. She thinks for a while, and then says: “Strange, the stuff tastes exactly like the medicine my late husband had to take for twenty years!”

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LxUGDkPR Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:13:46 No.2194349 Report

Quoted By: >>2194382 >>2195973 >>2200440

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7!
Doctor: But that’s great!
Patient: But I wake up at 7:30!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LxUGDkPR Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:14:23 No.2194354 Report

Quoted By: >>2195973 >>2200440

My dog used to chase after people on a bike, until I took away his bike.

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Anonymous ID:silDIyjH Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:14:27 No.2194356 Report

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>>2194345
More

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I3+MdfQh Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:16:39 No.2194382 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2194349
This caused me to smile because of poopoo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LxUGDkPR Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:17:14 No.2194388 Report

Quoted By: >>2195973 >>2200440

>What are you doing there?

>I'm taking a picture of my food for facebook

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xl62SjC1 Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:21:05 No.2194446 Report

Quoted By: >>2194571 >>2200440

Are you still here, German anon?

Why do people in Bremen hate Munich?
sauce
bois in cruse ship ( skip to 8:59) at this video said so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCCDLH7PDmE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LxUGDkPR Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:31:06 No.2194571 Report

Quoted By: >>2194993 >>2195973 >>2200440

>>2194446
Everyone hated Munich because it's the rich mans city anf diveball fags hate it for FC Bayern

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Xl62SjC1 Sun 17 Sep 2017 18:59:19 No.2194993 Report

Quoted By: >>2195738 >>2200440

>>2194571
danke shon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:agH1P9Ez Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:03:32 No.2195738 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2194993
schön you fucking jap cunt

Cheerios

Cheerios ID:VyduGDll Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:15:49 No.2195844 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2194145
>Be German
>Get ran over
>Get cut up
>explode

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pAKpFobX Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:21:32 No.2195912 Report

Quoted By: >>2195973 >>2200440

What does the japanese scream when he throws the grenade back to the aussie?

BOOMerang

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pAKpFobX Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:23:32 No.2195936 Report

Quoted By: >>2195973 >>2200440

What's an italian without hands?

mute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:furrMEAP Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:25:10 No.2195953 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2194191
>6 months to download winter
stealing this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:furrMEAP Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:27:49 No.2195973 Report

Quoted By: >>2196002 >>2200440

>>2195936
>>2195912
>>2194571
>>2194388
>>2194354
>>2194349
>>2194345
>>2194318
>>2194209
>>2194145
save-express.de

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Anonymous ID:pAKpFobX Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:30:13 No.2196002 Report

Quoted By: >>2196037 >>2200440

>>2195973
I don't get it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:furrMEAP Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:32:31 No.2196037 Report

Quoted By: >>2196052 >>2200440

>>2196002
i want you to explain it to me, der burgher

why are your shitty jokes only matched by your shitty pants

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pAKpFobX Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:33:38 No.2196052 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2196037
what?

Führer Von Oakwood

Führer Von Oakwood ID:fgAQbRJH Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:08:37 No.2196514 Report

Quoted By: >>2196535 >>2196590

>>2194137
>German
>Personality

Pick one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pAKpFobX Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:10:34 No.2196535 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2196514
wow uh that was cutting a bit deep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RvMPaWjL Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:14:36 No.2196590 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2196514
too far man

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Anonymous ID:/GvCT+rs Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:37:34 No.2196946 Report

Quoted By: >>2196969 >>2198197 >>2198259 >>2198295 >>2200440

>be american
>tip the door for being wide enough to fit through

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cGydunDw Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:39:10 No.2196969 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2196946
ooooooooooooo sweden bringing the heat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9TuOL3HO Sun 17 Sep 2017 22:57:05 No.2198063 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2194137
your santa claus isn't even real
even wrong name and a ripoff from the original

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Anonymous ID:vgdoUUMk Sun 17 Sep 2017 23:12:20 No.2198197 Report

Quoted By: >>2198288 >>2200440

>>2196946
>be american
>tip mom for giving birth to you
>tip the fridge for keeping things cold
>clap every time the oven timer rings
>shoot at an hurricane
>get house destroyed by tornado and proceed to clap at dog for surviving
>tip shoelaces
>put cheese on Coke
>put bed sheets on the fridge
>tip prostitute

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Anonymous ID:NW/8vOzB Sun 17 Sep 2017 23:18:40 No.2198259 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2196946
>be swede
>top somali immigrants with a harem of your women

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZZRl7kpq Sun 17 Sep 2017 23:22:34 No.2198288 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2198197
>Be spain
>Tip bull for running over you

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Anonymous ID:gwqDby22 Sun 17 Sep 2017 23:24:05 No.2198295 Report

Quoted By: >>2200017 >>2200440

>>2196946
>Be famous swede chemist
>Makes nitroglycerin
>Drinks it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gwqDby22 Sun 17 Sep 2017 23:25:20 No.2198302 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2194258
>Be bong
>Have no sense of humor
>Get spooned

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Anonymous ID:xaIxyRY5 Mon 18 Sep 2017 01:50:10 No.2199603 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2194137
This is kind of funny, in a way I cannot describe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IOFdfecb Mon 18 Sep 2017 02:07:49 No.2199761 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2194137
most white burgers are ethnically german. whenever you see a burgershart flag shitting on germans it's a sure sign op is not white

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XlY17cmP Mon 18 Sep 2017 02:26:07 No.2200017 Report

Quoted By: >>2200401 >>2200440

>>2198295
actually later he had a high blood pressure and was treated by doctors with his invention... therefore: yes he drank it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ahaBeL5N Mon 18 Sep 2017 03:06:27 No.2200401 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2200017
Nitrates don't help with high blood pressure.

!Bara/XjNM6

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!Bara/XjNM6 ID:HeZkuWNT Mon 18 Sep 2017 03:08:15 No.2200412 Report

Quoted By: >>2200440

>>2194145
########rekt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jK9bqwUd Mon 18 Sep 2017 03:12:38 No.2200440 Report

Quoted By: >>2200487 >>2200694

funny posts:
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Anonymous ID:5btZSdvZ Mon 18 Sep 2017 03:18:23 No.2200487 Report

Quoted By:

>>2200440
>american autism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lS4B/Vg+ Mon 18 Sep 2017 03:36:42 No.2200618 Report

Quoted By: >>2200728

Immer & mal wieder was feines:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aBizzlyS Mon 18 Sep 2017 03:41:04 No.2200659 Report

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German music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMxaKC9ybAk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBJOyahnuw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDIr9on8Rhw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cS4ewBN/ Mon 18 Sep 2017 03:44:56 No.2200694 Report

Quoted By:

>>2200440
>Be giant faggot who deepthroats niggerdicks and replies to every post in a thread

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Anonymous ID:aBizzlyS Mon 18 Sep 2017 03:51:19 No.2200728 Report

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Anonymous ID:w8R1t9L9 Mon 18 Sep 2017 04:16:54 No.2200923 Report

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All jokes aside, can we just thank Germany for having so many cute amateur camgirls willing to piss on camera. Thank you so much Deutsche.

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