Attention all you fucking lesbians out there, it's time for a giant wake up call. You say you don't like men. When you say this, what you are really mean is that you don't like having a big hard cock inside you. Well, that would be perfectly okay if it were true, but it's not; it's a total fucking lie. Oh, you don't like cock? Well then I guess when your partner makes love to your vagina, all she does is lick your clit. She doesn't stick a couple of fingers inside you, because you don't like that, and she never slides a nearby hairbrush in and out of your wet pussy, because you are disgusted by all things phallic. And it pretty much goes without saying she never EVER uses a strap-on and fucks you so hard that you can't walk the next day; that would by icky like men. And most importantly, the two of you never get a double-sided dildo and hump each other until you both collapse from exhaustion. Since you hate penises so much, I'm sure the above situtations must thoroughly disgust you.

Except that they don't. You and your little lesbian fuck buddies use cock proxies in your sexual intercourse all the fucking time, then turn around and claim that you don't like men. Well, you're a goddamn liar and you're not fooling anyone. You may enjoy the company of women, but deep down you also secretly crave dick as well. So stop fucking lying to yourself; you're not a lesbian, you're a bisexual. And the sooner you fucking admit it, the happier you and everyone around you will be. Now go out and find a guy who understands the concept of foreplay.