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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:52:27 No.2196800 View View Reply Original Report

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*gives you the incurable brain parasite toxoplasmosis*

heh... stupid human. thanks for not buying a dog instead...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:53:25 No.2196801 Report

Quoted By: >>2196812

Cats in bag

Bags in river

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:56:27 No.2196802 Report

Quoted By: >>2196806 >>2196821

>>2196800
>not having a free roaming cat that kills vermin and shits outside
>he keeps it in his house and cleans its litterbox like a cuck

t.owner of both

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:57:35 No.2196803 Report

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>>2196800
hahaha

if you didn't eat catshit op you'd be fine

shame you're such a fucking idiot and/or scatophile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:59:18 No.2196804 Report

Quoted By: >>2196814 >>2196864

holy shit

I grew up with a cat shitting in the house and now I jerk off all day to cuck porn

can I fucking sue someone? this is fucking bullshit!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:59:23 No.2196805 Report

Quoted By: >>2196846

>>2196800
>buying a dog
Get a dog from a shelter, you fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 20:59:46 No.2196806 Report

Quoted By: >>2196809 >>2196811 >>2196813 >>2196816 >>2196855

>>2196802
I've only had cats my whole life, and find them very entertaining, but I've been thinking about getting a dog. How different are they in relation to you? Are you better friends with the dog or the cat, or do you just pet whoever is closet to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:01:31 No.2196807 Report

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>>2196800
>toxoplasmosis
>incurable
Pick one cuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:01:49 No.2196808 Report

Quoted By: >>2196810

>>2196800
they only get the toxo if they're outdoors alot. indoors only cats are fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:02:21 No.2196809 Report

Quoted By: >>2196823

>>2196806
dogs are way more expressive and affectionate, but higher maintenance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:02:32 No.2196810 Report

Quoted By: >>2196819 >>2196844

>>2196808
Hang yourself if you keep a cat indoor for more than a month

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:02:48 No.2196811 Report

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>>2196806
Dogs grow on you, if you are one of those who despise dogs you'll love them, but they are higher maintenance. I was always one of those guys who wanted my cat to be very lovey in your face, unfortunately they are quite independent. Expect lot's of walks, barking, and an excited attitude. Had a maltese and springer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:02:51 No.2196812 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196801
>you in chamber
>gas in chamber

choose both, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:03:00 No.2196813 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196806
>Doesn't know dogs are man's bestest and loyalist friend.

Muslim detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:03:08 No.2196814 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196804
>I grew up with a cat shitting in the house and now I jerk off all day to cuck porn
i mean this from the bottom of my heart, if you blame a fucking cat for jerking off to cuck porn you're lost as fuck senpai lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:04:03 No.2196815 Report

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>>2196800
>tfw got a dog instead
>tfw still have several other health issues to contend with

ok

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:04:21 No.2196816 Report

Quoted By: >>2196818 >>2196823 >>2196856

>>2196806
cats are the pet equivalent of jerking off and dogs are like fucking a 10/10 supermodel that deeply loves you and wants your babies

dogs are actual social animals with a soul. cats are just selfish niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:04:41 No.2196817 Report

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>>2196800

nothin personnel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:05:34 No.2196818 Report

Quoted By: >>2196822

>>2196816
yeah this, I found out my cat gets fed by and crashes at half the neighbourhood, mind you I live in a small wooded town.

felt pretty cucked lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:06:16 No.2196819 Report

Quoted By: >>2196823

>>2196810
well normally I would agree with you but one of my cats is afraid to go outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:07:13 No.2196820 Report

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Cats are for women and faggots, unless they ate outdoor only for catching mice and snakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:08:17 No.2196821 Report

Quoted By: >>2196824 >>2196838

>>2196802
>letting a cat live with you that kills vermin and shits outside

That's how you actually get these bacterial and parasitic infections from cats you dumbshit

and sorry you live in a dump that actually has vermin and shits outside. Try joining the 1st world sometime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:08:28 No.2196822 Report

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>>2196818
cats are still cool but dogs are like family members

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:09:10 No.2196823 Report

Quoted By: >>2196826

>>2196809
Yea, that's what I'm afraid of. I like that I can just buy some mechanic that feeds it in potions, and then I'm off for a weeks vacation. It won't talk to me the first few days after I'm home, but he gets around.

Dogs however, is like a baby you don't want when you wanna go out. You have to think about it and take responsibility for it

>>2196816
Cats love their owners, I know it, and it's been scientifically proven

>>2196819
Are there other cats living in the neighborhood?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:09:45 No.2196824 Report

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>>2196821
I live innawoods. there are poisonous snakes and rats living in the wild.

I don't like the suburbian way of life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:10:24 No.2196825 Report

Quoted By: >>2196828 >>2196830

>>2196800
try to not lick their asshole and you should be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:10:53 No.2196826 Report

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>>2196823
yeah, having my 15 year old dog die was worse than burying 4 grandparents combined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:11:40 No.2196827 Report

Quoted By:

*if it is not kept indoors*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:12:10 No.2196828 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196825
That might be difficult for OP, being the way he is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:12:48 No.2196829 Report

Quoted By: >>2196832 >>2196834 >>2199390

>>2196800
>toxoplasmosis
what does this do to you, asking for a friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:12:47 No.2196830 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196825
basically these guys are filthy and either can't wash their hands or are retarded and eat shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:13:30 No.2196831 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196800
Awww I love my little Catler overlords.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:13:35 No.2196832 Report

Quoted By: >>2196835 >>2196842

>>2196829
Make you love cats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:13:56 No.2196833 Report

Quoted By: >>2196837

>>2196800
... if you have a compromised immune system.
Seriously, don't let your cat outside and you won't have a problem with toxo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:14:23 No.2196834 Report

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>>2196829
crazy cat lady syndrome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:14:35 No.2196835 Report

Quoted By: >>2196843

>>2196832
oh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:14:42 No.2196836 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196800
Gas yourself kike.
t. CIDF

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:14:58 No.2196837 Report

Quoted By: >>2196839 >>2196853

>>2196833
>don't let your cat outside
Why isn't this considered animal cruelty?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:15:49 No.2196838 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196821
Village life is best life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:16:30 No.2196839 Report

Quoted By: >>2196841

>>2196837
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/cruelty?s=ts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:16:43 No.2196840 Report

Quoted By: >>2196847

>>2196800
>incurable
actually thats been curable for decades. people in 3rd world countries die from it because they dont have proper medical care

also cats can only carry the disease if they have eaten a wild rodent who carries it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:17:16 No.2196841 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196839
it's cruel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:17:38 No.2196842 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196832
oh thank god
I grew up with cats all my life and I fucking hate cats

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:17:53 No.2196843 Report

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>>2196835

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:17:56 No.2196844 Report

Quoted By: >>2196849 >>2196851 >>2196854

>>2196810
Kill yourself for letting an introducted species into the local environment and wreaking havoc on native fauna including species of at risk song birds.

Outdoor cats are refugee tier

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:19:30 No.2196845 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196800

Americans are the vermin of earth, Die with your rage!

> France has largest cases of this syndrome in humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:20:20 No.2196846 Report

Quoted By: >>2196861 >>2196870

>>2196805
>buying a shelter mutt
lol no thanks, purebreds are way better behavied, healthier and overall just more pleasant to be around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:20:52 No.2196847 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196840
Yeah, the part that makes you go blind is only bad if you have a weak immune system. That's not the problem. The problem is that there are DOZENS of peer-reviewed studies directly linking exposure to toxoplasmosis (even if it is in its entirely dormant state which is what it will be if you contract it while healthy) to reduced grey matter in the brain and schizophrenia among other mental illnesses. And that has no cure or removal method.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:21:17 No.2196848 Report

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People who can't make a cat obedient like a dog are virgin dog owners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:21:18 No.2196849 Report

Quoted By: >>2196858

>>2196844
t. pitbull owner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:21:47 No.2196850 Report

Quoted By: >>2196852

all the cucks I know are cat owners

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:22:15 No.2196851 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196844
Everything that dies to the housecat deserves its death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:22:39 No.2196852 Report

Quoted By: >>2196868

>>2196850
All the race mixers I know are dog owners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:22:46 No.2196853 Report

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>>2196837
Because giving a domesticated animal free food, shelter and protection from diseasr and predators is their trade off for confined space and breeding.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:22:48 No.2196854 Report

Quoted By: >>2196858

>>2196844
>a fucking leaf

if a fucking bird can't flee a terrestrial predator then it deserves to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:22:48 No.2196855 Report

Quoted By: >>2196859

>>2196806

Dogs are pretty great, but a bit situational. To get the full benefit, you need to be out innawoods, middle of the night, can't see anything, not worried because your pack of dogs is wandering around and will go fight mode instant they detect something.

The cat is usually out there with us, actually, but he doesn't give any warning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:24:02 No.2196856 Report

Quoted By: >>2196862

>>2196816
Plus you can actually fuck a dog or train them to suck your cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:24:15 No.2196857 Report

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It's easy: stop fucking your cat, perv.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:24:47 No.2196858 Report

Quoted By: >>2196860

>>2196849
Actually im a cat owner.

>>2196854

If whites get outbred by muds and niggers they deserve to be replaced in western civilization

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:25:18 No.2196859 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196855
I wouldn't feel safe without at least 4 dogs around here. I just have one.

do you guys have boars there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:26:13 No.2196860 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196858
agreed; too bad humans prefer to breed with their own kind despite what /pol/ and MSM keep telling you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:27:37 No.2196861 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196846
My purebred Boxer developed cancer when she was 7 and we had to put her down.

One of my purebred Dobermans suffered from Wobbler disease and eventually lost use of his back legs and had to drag himself around until we put him down. His sister is now 8 and is developing tumors.

My shelter dog, a German Shepherd/Husky mix lived a solid 13 years and was the best dog I ever had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:27:56 No.2196862 Report

Quoted By: >>2196867

>>2196856
You forgot your Leaf proxy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:28:01 No.2196863 Report

Quoted By: >>2196869

>>2196800
I read somewhere that toxoplasmosis raises testosterone in men but gives women mental illness. probably explains the crazy cat lady thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:28:21 No.2196864 Report

Quoted By: >>2196866

>>2196804
>I grew up with a cat shitting in the house
How the fuck can people fuck up animal education so much, both my cats I currently own are trained to come when I whistle and can perform other simple tricks like laying down on command etc.
You'd have to be an animal-illiterate to fuck up teaching your cat to shit in a box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:29:52 No.2196865 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196800
Toxoplasmosis increases Testosterone. Not even kidding.

So yeah, thanks to the cute kitty for making me more of a man. Enjoy your soft, estrogen-laced dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:29:54 No.2196866 Report

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>>2196864
All you have to do is pick them up and sit them down into the litterbox.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:30:13 No.2196867 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196862
Where do you think the leafs got it from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:30:54 No.2196868 Report

Quoted By: >>2196872

>>2196852
All the Muslims I know are Jaguar owners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:31:03 No.2196869 Report

Quoted By: >>2196998

>>2196863
Guess again, it makes you an edgy /r9k/ autist

>Women with the infection were found to be "more outgoing, friendly, more promiscuous, and are considered more attractive to men compared with non-infected controls."

>"Interestingly, the effect of infection is different between men and women," Dr Boulter writes in the latest issue of Australasian Science magazine.

>"Infected men have lower IQs, achieve a lower level of education and have shorter attention spans. They are also more likely to break rules and take risks, be more independent, more anti-social, suspicious, jealous and morose, and are deemed less attractive to women.

>"On the other hand, infected women tend to be more outgoing, friendly, more promiscuous, and are considered more attractive to men compared with non-infected controls.

http://www.baka.com.au/news/national/parasite-makes-men-dumb-women-sexy/2006/12/26/1166895290973.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:31:37 No.2196870 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196846
youre wrong on that one friend, purebreads are the most unhealthiest dogs you can buy do to inbreeding.
Do your research before saying anything faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:31:39 No.2196871 Report

Quoted By:

don't keep litter box near kitchen
wash your hands after getting poop out of it or cleaning it
wash your hands after handling raw meat

not rocket science

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:32:07 No.2196872 Report

Quoted By: >>2196907

>>2196868
Well then I'm glad that a good portion of those Jaguars eventually turn on their masters.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q1jxuhp+ Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:33:30 No.2196891 Report

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>>2196800
Will a redpilled haircut cure it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KyssV9ld Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:34:43 No.2196907 Report

Quoted By: >>2196919

>>2196872
Without fail.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MLo6NVaz Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:35:32 No.2196919 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196907
You fucking nigger! HAHAHAHAH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2IBRpwxQ Sun 17 Sep 2017 21:40:54 No.2196998 Report

Quoted By: >>2197614

>>2196869
>http://www.baka.com.au/news/national/parasite-makes-men-dumb-women-sexy/2006/12/26/1166895290973.html
that link doesn't go anywhere. What a read about it is the opposite. it raises men's test and makes them more handsome. The theory is the parasite makes men more attractive so they'll have more sex and infect women with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ehnGt7A6 Sun 17 Sep 2017 22:14:42 No.2197614 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196998
BRB, need to get something from the litter tray

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eCoyfs9H Mon 18 Sep 2017 01:28:35 No.2199390 Report

Quoted By:

>>2196829
Turns you into a SJW.

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