Well anon, why don't you join the fuckin Marines? Get paid to workout. Get paid to shoot guns. Kill muslims, commies, or who knows your own mother if the op calls for it! Get paid extra to marry a stripper! It's kind of like the army and navy had a baby, but the army is a dirty slut so the baby turned out to be fathered by the coast guard, but divorce laws suck in the state it happened to the navy stayed with the army but just disliked the Marines so he was shitty to him, gave him second hand clothes and spat in his sandwiches and told him he doesn't love him until the Marines had a mental breakdown and shot up a bunch of ragheads. *biscept flex*. Fuck yeah!