Turkzilla approaches. Defend the western world, /bant/.
Turkzilla starts out with 350 health points.

Singles die while fighting the Roach
Dubs each take away 20 health points from the Roach
Trips each take away 50 health points from the Roach
Quads kill the beast.

Don't forget to include your fighter in the post for spicy memes

Do your best.