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>be american
>get shot
>the end
>be austrian
>get shot
>complain about gunshot wound
>witnesses complain about loud noise
>shooter complains about getting my blood on his jacket
>policeman complains about doing his job
>random man complains about blood on concrete
>by the time i nearly bled to death 100 people have amassed
>noone helps
>everyone complaining about being late
>die
>last breath
>complain about dying
>the end
Why does my country suck?
>get shot
>the end
>be austrian
>get shot
>complain about gunshot wound
>witnesses complain about loud noise
>shooter complains about getting my blood on his jacket
>policeman complains about doing his job
>random man complains about blood on concrete
>by the time i nearly bled to death 100 people have amassed
>noone helps
>everyone complaining about being late
>die
>last breath
>complain about dying
>the end
Why does my country suck?