Welcome back to the never-ending time loop of Fishtank discourse, where nothing matters, nobody learns, and yet, somehow, we’re all still here. This particular chapter features the usual parade of dysfunction, including Jet being accused of using the show as his personal clout-chasing dating app, Jon continuing his speedrun of burning every possible bridge, and the community arguing in circles about slang, finances, and morality like it’s the last bastion of free thought.
Among the highlights of this existential crisis disguised as a forum thread:
Jet vs. Jon: Another pointless beef where everyone loses, but people argue about it anyway.
E-girl conspiracies: Who’s funding who? Who’s secretly working the system? Why does anyone care?
Moral panic about past Fishtank drama, because when the content dries up, recycling old grievances is the next best thing.
Philosophical debates about the meaning of words that quickly devolve into a black hole of autistic infighting.
At this point, the thread is less of a discussion and more of a collective cry for help, a desperate attempt to wring meaning from a decaying internet microcosm that should have died long ago. But here we are, trapped in the Sisyphean nightmare of caring about a reality show that no one in the real world even remembers.
Final thoughts? A bleak, inescapable purgatory, where people cling to drama like shipwreck survivors, despite knowing full well that none of this matters, nothing will change, and we will all be here again tomorrow, doing the exact same thing.
