>Be Protestant
>Worship God
>Be c*tholic
>Worship Mary and a man with a funny hat
>The funny hat man loves refugees and tells other c*tholics not to be racist
>c*tholics make fun of televangelists who say you will be forgiven of your sins if you pay them money
>While c*tholics also believe the man in the funny hat will tell God to forgive them of their sins if they pay him money
>c*tholics write their own chapters in the Bible, making it into the word of man and not the word of God
>c*tholic priests preach that pedophilia and homosexuality is a sin, but touch little boys when no one is looking
>c*tholics believe in evolution and God at the same time
Pathetic.
