>be americanned
>wake up in great state of texas to bald eagle on my window
>shoot it for invading my private property
>hungry tummy strikes for the 3rd time this day
>roll downstairs leaving sweat and dried cummie flakes on the steps
>make it to kitchen after 2nd heart attack
>thank god for the defibgrillator3000, only 256 more payments left till it's mine!
>lick crumbs off stephairy's chair as appetiser
>see refridgerator has been left open
>JACKPOT
>mummy can't say i opened it if she did
> 3rd heart attack from snickering
> reach into cold food yummy place for delicious american meal
>McMac'n'Cheese
>2% real edible chunks
>place on heatomaster 3500.578
>15 payments left on this
>thought of no debt makes me feel commieshivers for a second
>McMac is cooked
>tasted like shit
>order refund
>25 cents
>operator takes refund as tip through phone
> still hungry
>HEH euros had a muslim die, sucks to be them
