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Realistically speaking, he would not be able to maintain a foot grip.

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:07:47 No.22094965 View View Reply Original Report

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I know that it's a documentary and sometimes they get the facts wrong but, realistically speaking, there's no way that this position is in any way stable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:09:15 No.22094966 Report

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>>22094965

He also manages to throw a 100 pound man into the air while maintaining his footing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:10:52 No.22094967 Report

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>>22094966
100 pound? My dog is heavier than that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:11:34 No.22094968 Report

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"there is no spoone" - The Matricks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:12:22 No.22094969 Report

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>>22094967

Perhaps you're right about that, it's hard to tell, he's a short asian man and I was just guessing on the low end of things. The heavier the object the more unbelievable the entire sequence becomes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:12:57 No.22094970 Report

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>>22094965
He is able to surpass the limitations that normal people can't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:14:40 No.22094971 Report

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Listen to me very closely Neo. This is your last chance.
You take the red pill, it'll make you higher than you've ever been in your life.
You take the blue pill, you will gain an erection that lasts for 10 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:15:22 No.22094972 Report

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>>22094965
>spill orange drank on your floor at home
>don't clean it up
>walk on walls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:15:34 No.22094973 Report

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>>22094970

Come on, man. What about his other foot? Something tells me a katana blade stuck in the side of a trailer wouldn't provide a 250 pound man like Morpheus a platform to stand on. Did his mind make the katana work this way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:18:11 No.22094974 Report

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>>22094973
Neo can fly but Morpheus can't do that?
''You think that's air you're breathing?''. They are basically inside a ''videogame''. He glitched the code temporarily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:18:50 No.22094975 Report

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>>22094965
The Matrix isn't real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:20:24 No.22094976 Report

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>>22094974

Explain to me why in the first photo he is clearly standing on the katana, with distance away from the trailer, but in the second photo, his foot is touching the side of the trailer?

>>22094975

This is what I'm beginning to suspect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:24:59 No.22094977 Report

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>>22094965

Look how fucking smooth the side of the trailer is (on the right). It has the smoothest, most barely existing protrusion bumps on which Morpheus rests his entire weight on. It's simply not believable. It's an insult to any critical thinker who watches this film.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:26:16 No.22094978 Report

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>>497078211

>That wasn’t even one of the top 10 most unrealistic things from that movie

Oh my god. There's more??!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:28:04 No.22094979 Report

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>>22094976
I don't know what you schizos are arguing about the Matrix for in 2025 the Year of Our Lord, but you can quite clearly see the handle of the katana protruding from below his foot in the second photograph.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:28:19 No.22094980 Report

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>>22094977
I think he is wearing shoes like ballroom dancer and his toe strength is incredible like rock climber hold to small lip of doorframe and do pull up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:29:27 No.22094981 Report

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The matrix is entirely a work of fiction, a dream of Will Graham during his encephalitis where he imagined Jack doing crazy things to help the actor Keanu Reeves break the cycle, or in other words the reality that Will Graham was facing with Hannibal at the time. This is why Jack can do such crazy things in the "movie" which is actually a spin-off showing his dream.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:30:15 No.22094982 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:31:16 No.22094983 Report

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>>22094979

Yeah but his katana foot is making contact with the side of the trailer in the second photo. Did he just slide his foot along the katana in a split second? Wouldn't a katana blade handle have some non-slip surface? Wouldn't his shoe exhibit the same non-slip qualities?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:31:25 No.22094984 Report

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>>22094976
You can clearly see the katana handle on the second pic below his right foot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:31:35 No.22094985 Report

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xD
https://youtu.be/z8lPDku-55s

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:32:04 No.22094986 Report

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>>22094968
omg i love the map dust

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:32:51 No.22094987 Report

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>>>/b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:33:08 No.22094988 Report

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>>22094981

>The matrix is entirely a work of fiction

Yeah. LAZY fiction. They should scrap this movie and redo the entire thing to make it more sense.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:34:22 No.22094989 Report

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Is this real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:35:02 No.22094990 Report

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>>22094965

did you miss the first part of the documentary where they clearly explain how the matrix is a combined 'experience' that isn't real but to many seems real?
you have to rewind/backup bro. you missed the most important part.
you see morpheus is able to bend the laws of physics because he knows that those laws are merely a perception. he chooses to not perceive some things in the same way that democrats can ignore facts and still somehow not die of starvation.
t. threadfixer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:35:59 No.22094991 Report

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>>22094973
>Something tells me 1000 folds of japuaneeasu steelu that can cut space and time stuck in the side of a trailer wouldn't provide a 250 pound man like Morpheus a platform to stand on.
kek he doesn't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:39:02 No.22094992 Report

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>>22094990

Then why doesn't he just experience an instant victory and win? Like just walk away bro hahaha you've already won. Seems like the buddhist way to win.

>>22094991

Not that the blade would bend, more like it wouldn't penetrate anything solid beyond the wall. So basically he would stand on it and it would droop downwards immedietly.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:42:54 No.22094993 Report

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>>22094990

Also, wrong. The most important plotpoint was pic related.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:46:39 No.22094994 Report

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>>22094965
I don't care what anyone says about Reloaded, I liked it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:47:06 No.22094995 Report

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>>22094965

His foot would most definitely slip, and his fat coconut head would slam against the trailer. Then he'd fall onto the highway and get run over.

That's the only logical outcome to this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:47:52 No.22094996 Report

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>>22094993
Key man looks dope.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:51:45 No.22094997 Report

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>>22094993

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:57:45 No.22094998 Report

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>>22094997

(Intense matrix techno music plays, as Trinitys ASS is shown on screen. Closeup of Keymans face, as he looks at that fat ASS)

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 19:59:27 No.22094999 Report

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>>22094998
based ASS poster

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 20:05:51 No.22095000 Report

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>>22094965
What you cant see is that morpheus' hands and feet are actually not stationary but are vibrating, oscillating at a high rate like in a cartoon creating constant upward thrust which accounts for the discrepancy you're seeing here

and the sword actually has a special function where the blade transforms into a circular disk when you tap a certain button on the handle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 20:08:03 No.22095001 Report

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>>22095000

OoohHhh......

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 20:09:45 No.22095002 Report

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>>22094975
Nice try pal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 20:12:53 No.22095003 Report

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>>22094966

In the first pic, he's at least using the side of his foot, which makes it seems maybe sort of plausible. But in the second picture, he's holding on by the edge of his toe, while throwing a man. That is simply too ridiculous tov believe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 20:13:43 No.22095004 Report

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>>22094966
He jumps like 200 feet in the first film. Tossing the chink is child's play.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 20:15:08 No.22095005 Report

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>>22095004

He might as well just fucking levitate, and fly around like Neo. He might as well just blow up all opposition with his mind, and win by doing nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 20:16:04 No.22095006 Report

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>>22095005
He can only bend the rules. Neo can break them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2025 20:17:27 No.22095007 Report

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>>22095004
Honestly her body was just insane in these movies
Probably why they're my favorites. Wouldn't fuck her tho

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Anonymous ID:Te85Kl5b Mon 10 Feb 2025 20:20:13 No.22095323 Report

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>>22094994
Reloaded was kino

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Realistically speaking, he would not be able to maintain a foot grip.