/bant/ - International/Random

[38 / 3 / ?]

173KiB, 800x800, !.jpg

Duke Nukem ID:puF9rLTP Tue 19 Sep 2017 03:36:58 No.2210635 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2211203 >>2211213 >>2211482 >>2211630 >>2211876

>be canadian
>wake up in morning
>realize it's autumn
>try to save brethren falling off trees
>freeze to death while trying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JlL1zIOW Tue 19 Sep 2017 04:41:11 No.2211203 Report

Quoted By: >>2211213

>>2210635
>be american
>wake up in morning
>realize it's hurricane season
>try to flee danger zones
>get hit by 6 consecutive hurricanes varying in intensity

My brethren are smiling at me, Imperial, can you say the same?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XGcZ4Kbs Tue 19 Sep 2017 04:43:01 No.2211213 Report

Quoted By: >>2211427

>>2210635
>>2211203
Top jej
Come brothers let us unite against Australia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcaSlpLb Tue 19 Sep 2017 05:25:58 No.2211427 Report

Quoted By: >>2211441 >>2211494 >>2211639

>>2211213
>be australian
>wake up
>see a spider suck my dick
>scream
>spider bites dick
>within 2 minutes my dick has rotted and fallen off
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2zEviED4 Tue 19 Sep 2017 05:28:42 No.2211441 Report

Quoted By: >>2211456

>>2211427
Damn Sweden, at least the other scenarios were unrealistic scenarios for the majority of the population.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcaSlpLb Tue 19 Sep 2017 05:31:33 No.2211456 Report

Quoted By: >>2211463 >>2211500

>>2211441
Actually horses kil more people annually than any venomous animal on that island

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2zEviED4 Tue 19 Sep 2017 05:32:47 No.2211463 Report

Quoted By: >>2211491

>>2211456
Oh... I just meant that they stick their dicks in wildlife.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO autumn.jpg, 51KiB, 500x340

Anonymous ID:NeJaG5Qx Tue 19 Sep 2017 05:38:34 No.2211482 Report

Quoted By:

>>2210635
>be californian
having clouds in the morning for a generous hour or two means the weather is turning for the better

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcaSlpLb Tue 19 Sep 2017 05:40:46 No.2211491 Report

Quoted By:

>>2211463
That's probably more of an aboriginal thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b+RUxXdM Tue 19 Sep 2017 05:41:50 No.2211494 Report

Quoted By: >>2211523

>>2211427
Can confirm, this actually happened to me last week

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NeJaG5Qx Tue 19 Sep 2017 05:43:25 No.2211500 Report

Quoted By: >>2211523

>>2211456
brumbies fucking kill people? the donkeys in my valley dont murder people
australia still has selective pressures on a poplation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcaSlpLb Tue 19 Sep 2017 05:50:09 No.2211523 Report

Quoted By: >>2211535 >>2211625

>>2211494
Hey cunt, you got any durries on ya?
>>2211500
Donkeys are cool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NeJaG5Qx Tue 19 Sep 2017 05:52:52 No.2211535 Report

Quoted By: >>2211557

>>2211523
theyre some african species, completely nocturnal here, their braying is loud it's funny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcaSlpLb Tue 19 Sep 2017 05:57:18 No.2211557 Report

Quoted By: >>2211601

>>2211535
My friend woke up from some horses being outside his house once. He got scared shitless when he saw one of them in his window

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NeJaG5Qx Tue 19 Sep 2017 06:05:21 No.2211601 Report

Quoted By: >>2211717

>>2211557
was his window open, like the horse head peeking in?
also the donkeys r sometimes roadkilled but theyre huge i feel like the drivers were wasted, & r probably dead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b+RUxXdM Tue 19 Sep 2017 06:12:00 No.2211625 Report

Quoted By: >>2211717 >>2212079

>>2211523
git fucked, a pack of smokes is now $800 here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v0P3+J0L Tue 19 Sep 2017 06:13:26 No.2211630 Report

Quoted By:

>>2210635
>wake up in morning
Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e4xC3NBO Tue 19 Sep 2017 06:15:38 No.2211639 Report

Quoted By: >>2211717

>>2211427
>be swedish
>wake up
>realize refugee is raping my partner (we're in an open relationship btw)
>praise him for his openness and bold culture
>get shot
>die
>refugee gets my government-subsidized housing and government-provided partner (we're in an open relationship btw)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcaSlpLb Tue 19 Sep 2017 06:33:42 No.2211717 Report

Quoted By: >>2211865

>>2211601
Nah it wasn't but the horses did eat fermented apples. Funny thing is it was my grandmother's horses
>>2211625
Aw fuck mate. I'll give ya some vodka for a few
>>2211639
>>get shot
Swedes don't get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2fRaZQ6Z Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:05:48 No.2211838 Report

Quoted By:

>be american
>praised for beating the nazis, commies and japs
>lose all culture to the forces you claimed to defeat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jF40nTFR Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:11:33 No.2211865 Report

Quoted By: >>2211875

>>2211717
>Swedes don't get shot
Yeah I thought something was fishy about that story.
Should have said you got blown up or stabbed or run over by a truck or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcaSlpLb Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:13:41 No.2211875 Report

Quoted By: >>2211885 >>2211894

>>2211865
Stabbed would have been better. Some nigger attached people in Ikea because he wasn't allowed to stay here, he could legally stay in Italy though. I wish we would have sent him to his home country the minute he was rejected

Sir Leaf

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO images (2).jpg, 10KiB, 183x275

Sir Leaf ID:Of4y08sv Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:13:46 No.2211876 Report

Quoted By:

>>2210635
Well this does not happen to me. May i suggest wearing armor like in the painting I provided?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcaSlpLb Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:15:15 No.2211885 Report

Quoted By:

>>2211875
Attacked people*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jF40nTFR Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:17:03 No.2211894 Report

Quoted By: >>2211904 >>2211918 >>2211924

>>2211875
I've always said I want to start my own country.
But it would be only for white people.
I guarantee we would be the most productive nation on the planet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcaSlpLb Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:19:11 No.2211904 Report

Quoted By: >>2211913

>>2211894
I'd let some Asians in too but that's only my opinion

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jF40nTFR Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:21:23 No.2211913 Report

Quoted By: >>2211934 >>2212067

>>2211904
Yeah totally we will let some Asians in to make us off brand Nintendo's and shit to keep everybody entertained.
But no poo in loos or gib me dats

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3xTBXZ/8 Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:21:54 No.2211918 Report

Quoted By: >>2211942 >>2211946

>>2211894
Who was a more productive country in the 1950s-1990s, Sweden or the USA?
The USA is a mongrel nation, yet one of the most productive. Maybe the productivity of a country has to do with other factors more than race homogeneity.
In other words your 100% white country won't be shit unless you have the right economic and legal system.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3t00KbsJ Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:22:48 No.2211924 Report

Quoted By: >>2211942 >>2212092

>>2211894
>Diversity is Canada’s Strength

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcaSlpLb Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:23:51 No.2211934 Report

Quoted By:

>>2211913
Sounds like a good country

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jF40nTFR Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:25:34 No.2211942 Report

Quoted By:

>>2211918
Fuck off Jew.
>>2211924
I am surrounded by fucking idiots.
Everyone here is a passive aggressive moron who spouts "muh healthcare" whenever somebody critiques this country. I really don't identify with this leaf.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZcaSlpLb Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:26:06 No.2211946 Report

Quoted By: >>2211979

>>2211918
A lot of swedes migrated to the US when you are still building railroads. I think one of the people who controlled the production of them said something along the lines of "Give me whiskey, snus and swedes and I'll build railroads through all of America"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jF40nTFR Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:33:15 No.2211979 Report

Quoted By:

>>2211946
This.
How can you tell me it has nothing to do with race when Africans have been living there for thousands of years but can't erect nothing more than an AIDS hut, but we bomb the shit out of Japan and within a matter of years they have their cities rebuilt.
Even in the USA: look at the shape of Detroit which is primarily African.
I visited Florida, and it was a beautiful state until you hit Tampa, Tampa was a fucking shit hole and guess who was the most common race there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v9IXrAEK Tue 19 Sep 2017 07:34:59 No.2211983 Report

Quoted By:

Hilarious

Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem ID:puF9rLTP Tue 19 Sep 2017 08:02:13 No.2212067 Report

Quoted By: >>2212075

>>2211913
Shit, asians are more PRODUCTIVE than whites in my opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3t00KbsJ Tue 19 Sep 2017 08:04:20 No.2212075 Report

Quoted By:

>>2212067
They did build your railways

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JlL1zIOW Tue 19 Sep 2017 08:04:57 No.2212079 Report

Quoted By:

>>2211625
>$800 for some fags

no no no, aussie cunt, this can't be true

hang in there, I'll get you a few packs from the indian reserves for dirt cheap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JlL1zIOW Tue 19 Sep 2017 08:07:09 No.2212092 Report

Quoted By:

>>2211924

nah mate, it really isn't

the same way some americans don't identify with trump, some canadians don't identify with Cuckdeau

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches