went out to sit in the park looking at hot women and underaged girls saw this one group of teeny femoids screwing around then most of them go out the park for something one stays to reserve the sitting benches then she dropped a semi-quiet fart (I heard it and smelled it -- I was only 2m away from this group). I jolted up to her and said "its not nice to do that in public" then she gasped and asked who tf I am I just said I mean you shouldnt be farting but then her group came back and she caused a ruckus and told im some pervert and I farted behind her back

I ended up losing the argument and so embarrassed I just jogged away and on my way home I kicked some random kid's soccer ball to the traffic