Every anti-burger thread made by a British poster is a result of a deep insecurity that their nation has been eclipsed on the world stage in terms of relevance.

It's ok Britbongs, you don't habe to be jealous of us burgers because we are better than you in almost every way. Soccer can be fun to watch, a few of your celebrities are kinda hot. You don't have to take your insecurities out on us.

Oh who am I kidding

BLOW