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Quoted By: >>2217126
Alright /bant/, share some of your best toilet stories.
I'll start.
>In town, on way home from college.
>Realize I really need a shit.
>Resist urge to fart, as I know what happens next is most definitely NOT a fart
>Some girls recognize me from previous school, probably greeting me.
>So concerned with needing to drop a deuce that I ignore them like an autist.
>Stumble into a Starbucks and make my way into the back disabled toilet.
>Lock the door and basically leap onto the seat.
>Place stinks, but it would be nothing after I had finished.
>Feel my stomach basically die
>fuckingdiarrhea.jpg
>Spend the next 10 minutes ejecting my guts from my body
>Suddenly, some random elderly voice calls out from behind the door
>"Herro?? Who's in there?"
>God dammit.
>Finish up as quick as I can, my stomach beginning to soften a bit from the stress I just put it through.
>Wipe and wash hands.
>Exit.
>Some weird asian elderly lady who probably just vaguely registered my existence looks at me blankly.
>I quickly leave the Starbucks and catch the next bus home.
Public toilets folks. Never again.
I'll start.
>In town, on way home from college.
>Realize I really need a shit.
>Resist urge to fart, as I know what happens next is most definitely NOT a fart
>Some girls recognize me from previous school, probably greeting me.
>So concerned with needing to drop a deuce that I ignore them like an autist.
>Stumble into a Starbucks and make my way into the back disabled toilet.
>Lock the door and basically leap onto the seat.
>Place stinks, but it would be nothing after I had finished.
>Feel my stomach basically die
>fuckingdiarrhea.jpg
>Spend the next 10 minutes ejecting my guts from my body
>Suddenly, some random elderly voice calls out from behind the door
>"Herro?? Who's in there?"
>God dammit.
>Finish up as quick as I can, my stomach beginning to soften a bit from the stress I just put it through.
>Wipe and wash hands.
>Exit.
>Some weird asian elderly lady who probably just vaguely registered my existence looks at me blankly.
>I quickly leave the Starbucks and catch the next bus home.
Public toilets folks. Never again.
