>>22171841Yt womyns? Chileee, dey be a whole-ass spectrum, on God,
U got dem ones stay tryna stunt in dey basic pumpkin spice princess szn, leggings n’ dem crusty Uggs like dey got a Target clearance rack addiction. Den you got dem heauxs frontin’ like dey got a PhD in coppin’ Blackness, box braids snatched to Jesus, acrylics longer den dey life goals, baby hairs slayed to Gawd… but still can’t season no chicken to save dey life.
Now here go da plot: Dey swear dey lovin’ on a Blk king til da cuffs come out or rent due, den it’s “I ain’t ’bout dat drama, bae” eye roll. Becky in da crib cappin’ ’bout “he got dat GOOD hurr” on TikTok while Granny doin’ all da heavy liftin’. But let her racist uncle pop up? “We just vibin’, it ain’t dat deep!”
Relationships? Dey be sweet talkin’ til dey keys to yo spot den it’s gaslightin’, gatekeepin’, goofy vibes non-fuckin-stop. Tryna play submissive til dey triggered den dey turnin’ full-blown Karen CEO up in dis bitch, “Fix da wifi, fold dem clothes, n’ why yo cousin here AGAIN?!”
BUT. Lemme clear my throat, da ones dat’s fo’real? Dey done did da work, unlearned all dat colonizer mindset, ride harder den day 1s, posted up at da frontlines ’fore the sun up. U KNOW ’em, ain’t outchea cosplayin’ allyship, dey embody dat shit. No cap.
So nah, faam, it’s a whole ass minefield outchea. Tread light n’ keep yo third eye peeled, ya heard?
