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>be me
>20 something male
>working at shitty warehouse for big delivery firm
>constanlty being pranked by asshole coworker
>thinks of himself as ''alpha male''
>homophobic because it's ''not macho''
>one day his dumb prank ends up setting my work back 1 hour forcing me to re-do a ton of documents
>get pissed and plot revenge
>drink 2 redbulls and a coffee and start working like a madman to make up for setback caused by him
>end up finishing 15 minutes before everyone else
>use label printer to print out "I heart big dicks" and "homo on board"
>rush to parking lot before everyone else
>no cameras on the lot
>alpha's shitty 80s rustbucket is parked next to my car
>its about 4 a.m and security is patrolling around so I gotta make it quick
>crouch next to his rear bumper and begin to carefully put the stickers
>see headlights coming towards me
ohshit.jpeg
>security car on patrol
>quickly hide behind my car
>somehow they don't see me
>finish up putting the stickers and bolt out of there
>he doesn't notice for 2 days but everyone including his gf finds it hilarious
>he ends up finding out and is really upset
>doesn't know it was me
>exactly 1 week later I do the same
>pissed again
>on the third week I do the same but this time he suspects me
>no way to prove it was me
>end up going on 2 week vacation but I make one of our new co-worker's who I trained do my dirty work
>he places homoerotic messages in boxes I know alpha will open and around his drawers
>he no longer suspects me
>this is getting old so I gotta think of something new
>know he never locks his car
>make clay pottery penis
>leave it in his car during lunch break
>really pissed now
>locks his car from now on but with windows slightly open because it's summer and it's hot as shit
>manage to open his car with a piece of wire
>know where he keeps his weed so I hide it and put an origami penis where it used to be
>keep pranking him for about 2 months in similar ways
>20 something male
>working at shitty warehouse for big delivery firm
>constanlty being pranked by asshole coworker
>thinks of himself as ''alpha male''
>homophobic because it's ''not macho''
>one day his dumb prank ends up setting my work back 1 hour forcing me to re-do a ton of documents
>get pissed and plot revenge
>drink 2 redbulls and a coffee and start working like a madman to make up for setback caused by him
>end up finishing 15 minutes before everyone else
>use label printer to print out "I heart big dicks" and "homo on board"
>rush to parking lot before everyone else
>no cameras on the lot
>alpha's shitty 80s rustbucket is parked next to my car
>its about 4 a.m and security is patrolling around so I gotta make it quick
>crouch next to his rear bumper and begin to carefully put the stickers
>see headlights coming towards me
ohshit.jpeg
>security car on patrol
>quickly hide behind my car
>somehow they don't see me
>finish up putting the stickers and bolt out of there
>he doesn't notice for 2 days but everyone including his gf finds it hilarious
>he ends up finding out and is really upset
>doesn't know it was me
>exactly 1 week later I do the same
>pissed again
>on the third week I do the same but this time he suspects me
>no way to prove it was me
>end up going on 2 week vacation but I make one of our new co-worker's who I trained do my dirty work
>he places homoerotic messages in boxes I know alpha will open and around his drawers
>he no longer suspects me
>this is getting old so I gotta think of something new
>know he never locks his car
>make clay pottery penis
>leave it in his car during lunch break
>really pissed now
>locks his car from now on but with windows slightly open because it's summer and it's hot as shit
>manage to open his car with a piece of wire
>know where he keeps his weed so I hide it and put an origami penis where it used to be
>keep pranking him for about 2 months in similar ways
