Have you seen this man? This man represents each glorious state, of the union known as The United States of America. He's a tax payer, fast food eating, wholesome, American, just like you and me. He's a national hero, fighting his own hunger, however large that may be. For the sake of this great nation, he must run in 2020. Make him president Ass Ripper, not King.

Thank you for your patriotism.