NASTY BROWN ICKY PUKERS edition
NEWS:
-- Burt and Onesonic linked up for gaytent. Need it or keep it?
-- Major breakthrough in sister mayliss doxxing just achieved :)
-- Klaus loves u /ftl/ (platonically) (edited)
>Watch Here https://www.fishtank.live/ https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive >Socials https://x.com/fishtankislive https://boards.fishnet.gg/ >Show Archives https://www.fishtank.live/archive https://www.fishtank.live/clips https://gofile.io/d/ZGcCyl Previously on /ftl/:
>>22200856
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for life lovers in crime [they raped Shadi]
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I survived, might have goon damage Sorry if I made you worry I love you /ftl/ (platonically) (edited)
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reminder that XRP is going to make me rich and when I get rich I'm going to become Tayleigh's anonymous benefactor and ensure that she never has to work a real job and can neet it up her entire life
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>>22202719 you don't need to be rich all you need is $50
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>>22202698 What’s the top image
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>>22202711 JUSTICE for sister shadi
Jimmy Rapist Downey WILL pay for his crimes (sorry may this doesn't include you since youre not actually a victim)
Anonymous
>>22202733 Some nasty ho that tried to groom an overweight man child for clout
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when xrp moons i'll also pay for sister mayliss to get her nipples straightened
Anonymous
Is browntits back? I thought we were finally done with that nasty shit. Has she at least apologized for her tits?
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she made a retarded man take various embarrassing sometimes nude videos of himself for her own sick amusement. maylis is a predator and a SEX PEST
Anonymous
>>22202737 How did we get new photos?
Anonymous
>>22202742 she was back last night talking about contacting the police about jimmy owning an "illegal gun"
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>>22202742 She's trying to get him in trouble for pointing a gun at his Webcam now (no apology yet unfortunately)
Anonymous
kLaus is such a pathetic piece of shit vermin that single handedly kills this general. can't you just OD on your sissy weak bitchboy fake meth and save us the unpleasant hassle of dealing with your worthless existence every single day
Anonymous
>>22202750 which is stupid unless he told her he has prior felonies
you are allowed to open carry in Vermont without permit
Anonymous
basednic really is a complete fag what a fucking fever dream least night's stream was
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>>22203028 bruh
stop simping and telling Icky Brown Pukers girl everytime you think Jimmy is here
We don't need her yappin' here unless she has something actually damning or funny to post
Lose weight. Stop jerking off to anime porn and rejoin the IDF. Do it for her.
Anonymous
All namefags get the rope, why is the jew all pissy he's basically the same
Anonymous
>abi bisexual lighting posting what did abi mean by this?
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>>22203035 The Rachel streams were the best
She used to kick his ass everyday
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>>22203044 kWaus won
He knows I'm right but he'd rather cope and simp and seethe
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fishtank is dead
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>>22202746 you don't want them she is NOT hot
Anonymous
>>22203055 she photoshopped out her bruce campbell chin
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>>22203055 !!! las temidas tetas marrones
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look there's even brown ones for (jew)
Anonymous
>>22202145 claire is the best shitposter to appear on fishtank. her debut was what made her. her sarcasm and sloppy drunk behavior made it difficult to differentiate truth from a joke. everything she did seemed intentional even her failures. she had the impression of being in control and was in her element during bitchtank.
post bitchtank its become apparent that it was really just a good first impression and the reality of her situation is she’s an average girl into girly pop things and she gets bored with her life and is prone to crashing out. she just has a good sense of humor but doesnt like being the butt of jokes. most intentionally funny fishtank contestant.
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>>22203071 You're trying way too hard.
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>>22203071 stick to posting this dogshit on twitter so people can publicly shame you
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>>22203081 I wonder if he ever got his room back
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Claire is overrated. Jet just wanted to fuck her because he gets off on being Boss Baby Harvey Weinstein Jr
Anonymous
>>22203057 You can literally still see the dimple
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>>22203081 As he wanted to be.
The spectre in the night.
The fly on the wall.
The cheese on the bagel.
Anonymous
>>22203071 Claire sucks, “pretending” to be a whore isn’t funny, and yeah it’s not pretending either
Anonymous
>>22203174 Did you seriously put yourself in the hospital because Jimmy was talking to other girls on the internet?
Anonymous
>>22203180 The funniest part about these tryhard Claire praise posts is that they attach a picture of some greasy, ugly, dogfaced bitch
Anonymous
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>>22203031 Thing is, he does. Why do you think jimcord is having a meltdown over me?
>>22203193 No, are you retarded?
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>>22203180 >i'm chillin >HAWK TUA! >they recited that at my uncle's funeral, he died of heroin >i'd rather be raped than bored >what's your name? I forgot. No really who are you again? >is oddbod actually gone? >it's going down i'm yelling timberrrrrrrrrrrr! >i want oddbod to fuck me in the hole >have you ever heard of benzedrex? >i’d fuck my uncle (CLAIRE STOP!) >i swear I'll goon all day tomorrow >I am CJ??? >i made eye contact with mauro in the living room and he was scared >what’s /ftl/ ;) and most importantly
>i dont trust anyone who likes sam hyde >in trouble from who? Jet Neptune? yeah turns out most of her schtick was being a whore and it turned out to be partially true. oh well. she was still funny and interesting to watch.
Anonymous
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>>22203208 no he doesn't there would be a record of it. what did he do to get a felony?
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>>22203209 >oh well. she was still funny and interesting to watch. Yeah...NO.
much like her clairebears, she tried way too hard and it was offputting
Anonymous
>>22203208 >jimmy is having a meltdown do you not understand that YOU are the one who looks obsessed over him?
Anonymous
>>22203209 too bad she only looks hot in makeup
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I don't think maylis knows what a felony charge is We've already seen his arrest record
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>that guy who bought a Chike It Up shirt
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>>22203214 Several DUIs (it counts as a felony if you had multiple) + apparently you can't have a weapon if you got locked up before (jail or asylum)
>>22203224 I hear that every time I clap back but I never see anyone tell him that when he comes after me, or when he had a spergout over me in FAGC. I know that /ftl/ anons have shit for brains but this seems like it's done on purpose
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>>22203229 I actually really prefer Claire without too much makeup.
I don't think the deep rouge blush and lipstick suits her at all
Anonymous
>>22203229 She looks like a child trying on mommy's makeup and heels for the first time. It's honestly disturbing
Anonymous
>>22203241 A 3rd DUI can be a felony in Vermont but he still has a car and drives around so I doubt he has had more than 2
Anonymous
>>22203241 >Several DUIs (it counts as a felony if you had multiple) If he had a felony, he would have been put in prison for a year or more.
> apparently you can't have a weapon if you got locked up before (jail or asylum) Yes you can.
>I hear that every time The OP is a meme you made of Jimmy. You have like gigabytes full of jimmy stuff. You sexted Jimmy. You got jealous over Jimmy. It's obvious you're obsessed with Jimmy.
Anonymous
>>22203219 being called try hard by a scotty rocker is rich.
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>>22203262 claire and claire fans are just a downgraded version of scott and the scottyrockers
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>>22203262 Scott doesn't have to try hard. To get anything. Anything.
>>22203252 This
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>>22202714 >almost died >did this to myself >I'm just glad ur alive >I'll send u the text between me and shadi This kooky nafri tried to kill herself over dog fucker WTF
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>>22203252 Claire is Marky Coded
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Why are you such an obssesive freak, ratman? Brain damage like Skull Hyde? What's your excuse
Anonymous
>>22203280 Worse, Incel ideology
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>>22203280 Apparently he was so annoying his girlfriend killed himself too. A broken "man"(rodent) with no outlet except to post here hundreds of times a day
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What brand of freezer bag do you guys recommend/use for meats Should I saran wrap them as well? eg buying chicken thights/legs in fresh bulk at a discount and portioning them so I can take them out of the freezer for dinner
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>>22203280 MONTOYA POR FAVOR don't tell me you're simpin' too now
Anonymous
>brother suicide >father cancer >gf OD Klaus... Had a hard life...
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>>22203284 but he's the only one here that has had sex with attractive women (he won)
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>>22203295 Have you seen him in these threads? I'd want to die too if I was around him irl. Just look how much of a pest he looks like. That annoying weird kid in school
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>>22203302 you’re replying to him
DAY KLAUS CHAMPION OF FTL
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>>22203302 I was one of the popular kids in school actually lol everyone wanted to smoke weed with me been to a lot of house parties and bonfires in the woods too
Anonymous
Good morning
ITT
>>22203071 I suspect you author over half the posts in the ccc
Solid contender for next versions ccc v3
Anonymous
DAY KLAUS CHAMPION OF FTL
>>22203312 Burt Won
benleaks lost
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Burt is blowing up on IP2
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>>22203302 >That annoying weird kid in school Well now you're letting everyone know you were the one picked on by kLaus types
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>>22203357 Annoying weird attention seekers were not bullies, quite the opposite
Anonymous
>>22203256 Eh, we'll see. Worst case scenario I'll have 4 other things to hold over his head if he threatens me again
>>22203257 Not necessarily, at least not from what I've been reading.
>It's obvious you're obsessed with Jimmy. I also have tons of memes of Goran and Sam, am I obsessed with them? Are anons obsessed with the fish they have memes of or talk about? And the "jealousy" thing was a "I don't want to be lied to" thing (this was shown in a leaked cap). Also you're conveniently ignoring the FAGC crashout, because before that happened I was just chilling. I just get the feeling you know 1/3rd of this and still want to comment on it for some reason
Anonymous
DAY KLAUS CHAMPION OF FTL
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>>22203362 >4 other things You got nothin'
He already won
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I'm obsessed with Scott Sullivan MMA
Anonymous
>>22203365 >brolic nigger twice is size >is 5'11 with zero muscle why are racists such cuck faggots?
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>>22203345 Victory of the people!
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Day Klaus was not a bully He was a master of karate And friend to everyone
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>>22203362 For the last time, he goes by Chez now
Do Not make this mistake again
Anonymous
>>22203370 bit of an exaggeration but Burt is pretty jacked and onesonic is one of the weakest faggots I've ever seen I've ever seen girls fuck him up
Anonymous
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>>22203387 Who the fuck is onesonic, is he a popular guy
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>fails at 10 attempts to kill herself >gets cancer (what did god mean by this) >tries to clout leach off someone who has tons like her in his dms but gets rejected >now can only attention whore for 3 simps on ftl when not baiting replys with empty threats about the person she tried to leach off Kwab
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>>22203387 Burt is not jacked at all, he has zero muscle
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>>22203045 means she's dating a bisexual boy
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>>22203362 Fuck off, kooky Nafri, go back to school
>>22203400 Fuck off, Jimmy. Lose weight, fat fuck
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>>22203390 he's been an irl streamer for years idk if I would call him popular but he did go viral once for this news clip
https://youtu.be/gx3Tq3FmMW0 >BOMB ISRAEL Anonymous
70% of this thread is Klaus on like 3 different id's sucking his own dick, dude's the most pathetic poster ever. Makes benfreaks (a femboy cutter) and cryo (fat obese lard who posts his dick and scat fanfiction all day) look like saints
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>>22203400 >gets raped like a little KWAB >fucks dogs and lashes out at girls as if it will unrape him im boileroooooing
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>>22203409 Need Jet to confirm so we can all move on
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>>22203417 Extremely sad but trve nvke. Worst thing to happen to these threads bar none
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>>22203417 that's what i have been saying.
he unironically makes the piss master look like a living god in comparison, and that says a lot.
Anonymous
>>22203417 Yep I'd rather have cryo and benfreaks posting in every thread than have to ignore this rat freak and his 4 different IDs
Somehow being the most insufferable poster here is a "win" for him. Just be normal dude
DAY KLAUS CHAMPION OF FTL
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>>22203400 >kooky Jimmy fangirl tries to kill herself 10 times Benleaks
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>>22203409 Well, JC never dies , and that's all that matters in the grand scheme of everything
Anonymous
>>22203420 More like
>assaults girl with scissors >gets sent to retard camp >gets raped >gets locked up by mommy >gets sent to mormon camp >gets raped (the sequel) >gets arrested for DV >goes to retard college >becomes cocaine addict >stops using cocaine at some point >comes on Sam Hyde's humiliation rituals >failed streamer career >begging Burt for scraps >got doxed The raped
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>>22203417 So basically what you're saying is that
He won
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>>22203417 um i just schizopost about claire
anyways
Anonymous
it's unironically killing the threads desu. makes me not want to even lurk. i wish we could just go back to /tv/ so he doesn't feel the need to attentionwhore and spaz out in every thread.
DAY KLAUS CHAMPION OF FTL
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>>22203429 >just be normal >like the brown tranny cutter and the peepee poopoo manchild Anonymous
>>22203437 if winning is making the threads near unusable, i guess so. soon itll just be him and bussyleaks arguing back and forth into the void.
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>>22203441 Im starting to think it was him with all the early bakes
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>>22203435 Not true lol anyone can ask jimmy about this stuff in dms
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>>22203451 it was, thats why he would spam klaus won whenever the tv threads would get taken down
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>>22203365 I thought Burt was turning over a new leaf and becoming straight-edge
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>>22203426 >>22203424 It's God's punishment for your sins
Repent
DAY KLAUS CHAMPION OF FTL
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you're all grown adults and you're entitled to your own opinions Even if they're wrong (o^-')b
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>almost a week long meltdown on multiple threads with over 20 VPN's >just because a girl told him to chill pathetic rodent
>>22203435 maybe brother dunye will be able to mend the rape wounds and put an end to this madness
Anonymous
Klaus apologize to your mother today for not oding, I'm sure she wished it was you instead of your brother, and when you take to much methadone I want you to apologize to your brother in hell for not dying before him, fucking pathetic little KWAB, on three or four different id's 24/7 trying to make himself feel better because no woman likes him and that counts his mom
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>>22203454 just asked and he confirmed all of that
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You people get what you deserve and that's all I'll say about that.
DAY KLAUS CHAMPION OF FTL
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>>22203426 stop simping for brown saggers and join the IDF loser. She ain't gonna fuck u
>>22203466 stop simping for brown saggers and join the IDF loser. She ain't gonna fuck u
Anonymous
>>22203435 >begging burt for scraps Is it true?
Benji's gonna freak
Anonymous
>>22203454 Idk man he yapped about it for hours worth on S2 and kept insisting on how it's the reason he's weird/scarred. Why do you think he's sad and wants those snuggles?
>>22203466 You're joking about the Jimmy gay sex thing and all but in all srsness i think that's why he went after troons and femboys on /soc/. Often rape victims want to recreate their trauma to get a sense of control
>>22203477 By that i meant he sucks up to him a lot. He also tried buying Luke's friendship
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still laughing at jimmy bragging about production not liking shadi to a cancer patient
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Don’t compare all rape victims to Jimmy.
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How do I filter every post that isn't about Scott Sullivan MMA
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>>22203424 >>22203426 >>22203429 >>22203441 >>22203449 >>22203466 >>22203467 damn u niggas cry a lot
if you don't like losing to Klaus 24/7 then go back to kiwifarms
Plenty of brown trannies and you can make a thread about cryo and post pictures of his cock as much as you want
Anonymous
>>22203484 >to a cancer patient its even worse
>>22202714 Anonymous
>>22203504 Enjoy your dead, shit threads that you are creating by "winning".
Anonymous
I liked the part where browntits acted like she was above all this and was going to "take a break," but couldn't actually stay away because at the end of the day she's a slut for attention and this is all she has. I mean, I can't blame her, you faggots have seen her #513e37 color tits and you're still circlejerking, how could she give you up. Nobody irl would put up with that nasty shit.
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>>22203483 >He also tried buying Luke's friendship he sent him $500 and then complained about being broke less than a month later
Anonymous
>>22203484 >>22203507 Fucking imagine if it was irl instead of over Discord. Me just dying in the hospital bed and him rambling and pacing around schizo style, looking at the ceiling corner as if it's still S2 and there's a cam there
>and it's like yeah that FUCKING CUNT Shadi- >Jimmy please... >Now production knows what that FAGGIT is like- >(cough) Jimmy... (cough) >fucking BITCH had it coming >(flatline noise) Anonymous
>>22203483 yeah keep posting shit in the threads and youll end up like what you claim happened to jimmy dumb slut
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>>22203509 enjoy your threads about milk poopy PeePee cocks and self harm trannies
If that's what you guys like then kWaus is doing the right thing by killing /ftl/
it needs to die
Anonymous
>>22203512 Except I did take a break? And I don't pander to you guys, nor do I think your attention is valuable. This is an imageboard thread...
>>22203515 Ffs Chez it's always rape with you isn't it?
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>>22203535 made any more cubes?
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Chez Downey has another sister? I only know his titcow one
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>I'm taking a break!!!! >an hour passes >SEE???????? >I DON'T PANDER I DON'T WANT ATTENTION I JUST REPLY TO LITERALLY EVERYONE IN EVERY THREAD CONSTANTLY WITH INANE DRIVEL PLEASE RESPOND I NEED TO FEEL IMPORTANT PLEASE PLEASE JIMMY BAD PLEASE SOMEONE JIMMY BAD PLEASE
Benleaks
Luxie was on the verge of death in the hospital and chez was telling her how he raped shadi
Anonymous
kek the schitzo slut thinks every anon in the thread is jimmy
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>>22203550 How did Big Johnny Harmon's cock feel in your submissive ass, Chez?
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never understood how chez justifies raping shadi with well she le texted me, it's not rape even though she was asleep and couldn't consent because she texted me after the fact
DAY KLAUS CHAMPION OF FTL
>>22203549 she's been on the 'verge of death' ten times now (self inflicted apparently)
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Season 2 baking challenge and the Christmas play mogs literally everything in season 3, i can only name the candy challenge off the top of my head from season 3
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>>22203514 Sounds pretty funny kek
Benleaks
>>22203556 she's on the verge while your brother is at the gates lol!
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Post hole or GTFO, slut
DAY KLAUS CHAMPION OF FTL
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>>22203561 That was years ago bro
Benleaks
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>>22203556 Dead father
Dead brother
Dead exgf
Rat
Mogged plus retard
Anonymous
I just came here to say that I DON'T come here for you guys!!!! Your attention means NOTHING to me!!!! When I go through these threads and reply to everyone that mentions ANYTHING I can make about myself it's LITERALLY just because this is an imageboard and it's NOT because I am seeking attention, attention means NOTHING to me, I just can't FUNCTION if I don't have a bunch of 4CHAN FAGGOTS calling my tits BROWN, PLEASE jimmy bad JIMYM BAD BAD PLEASE JIMMY BAD
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I heard there's some methadone-laced Cheese in the Binx thread! Go sniff around there, rodent!
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chez downey dies tonight
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>>22203561 My zesty evil nigga Benleaks
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the beauty of season 2, i wish i could just listen the ambience of the house again when nobody was in a room, Jet, Maejok,and Nick L for basically ruining the houses design
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Klaus is the cure to the cancer killing /ftl/ If death really follows him like a dark cloud then hopefully some of the simp posters here start dropping like flies soon
Anonymous
>>22203578 hey I don't come here for attention this is an imageboard
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Zack R foster from north carolina keep posting
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>>22203590 yeah don't mind if I do
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>>22203586 you come to cry about the pariah you built up in your sick brain?
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>>22203590 >le random name drop with impotent threats mogged the fuck out by gigachad robby
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>>22203590 why do you expect people to go after random names
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>>22203593 Oh so you're just projecting your own shit on me, got it lol
DAY KLAUS CHAMPION OF FTL
>>22203567 Don't make me find out who you are so I can show up at your next family members funeral to point and laugh
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃
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>>22203598 that makes no sense. get off and take walk. consider help afterwards.
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>>22203540 No sorry, rip my printer ink
>>22203548 Several days actually ^^" Also again, this is an imageboard. Why would texts matter/count the same way as actual attention from someone?
>>22203550 Look Jimbo, real talk, I'll stop. Cool it with the rape threats tho pls, shit's messed up :,)
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Yoo this new opiate is crazy! It's like methadone but better. You've gotta try it
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Rape was raped.
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>>22203605 My family doesn't drop dead from being around me LMAO
dead dad
Dead brother
Dead ex
I welcome you to try, though
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>>22203590 Kevin R Nash
Keep your White Ass posting, Bitch!
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>>22203612 a kooky nafri with ugly tits
Anonymous
>>22203612 Ok no that's fucked... I literally said I stopped, wtf was that for? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
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>>22203626 It's time. Drop the Chez nudes
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>>22203626 stop posting in this thread
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>>22203617 >people don't get old and die of cancer kek u dumb zoomer bitch
Knowing /ftl/ it will probably be something obesity related like heart disease
( ̄ε ̄〃)b
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>>22203612 YOU JUST FUCKED UP CHEZ
CHEZ NUDES ARE A GO
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Who was Billy Bobson?
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>>22203631 She doesn't have them RETARD
Go back to tending your goats or whatever you people do in your poor 3rd world ahhh country
Anonymous
>>22203606 What's not to understand about you projecting your own sick shit on me, making assumptions about my intent when I'm just here to say browntits and attentionsluts are nasty, lol. Consider help yourself, perhaps literacy? lmao
What I don't understand is this bizarre cope of
>B-but it's an imageboard!!! When you come here just to reply to everyone and blogpost it's pretty obvious what you're after, you're way too fat to think you're in any way sly or tactful. In any case, as I've said before, at the end of the day you have to see yourself in the mirror, and that's some level of justice.
Anonymous
>>22203631 Let's not post Jimmy dick pics
Anonymous
>>22203661 you’re unironically defending jimmy and posting novellas at me. get a job too nigga.
Anonymous
>>22203667 I mean most of that wasn't even for you but I guess I already insulted your literacy so that's par for the course
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>>22203614 she mogs may pretty hard ngl
Anonymous
>>22203674 that’s even worse. you’re crying into the void.
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>>22203639 prey and get bwoked swut
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>>22203682 And you're crying to some random anon, do you have a desperate need for attention too?
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>>22203626 chez godz stay winning
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>>22203661 fax
fat people are low IQ and unfortunately the majority of /ft/ posters
that's why they hate dayklaus
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>>22203612 kys dogfucker
robby missiles inbound
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>>22203612 nobody answered the question
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>>22203694 >You're projecting!!! >N-NO YOU'RE PROJECTING!!! take a deep breath and count to 10
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>>22203626 CHEZ W
>>22203590 I don't get this meme of random name drops in these threads who tf are these people
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>>22203696 you lost bro
stop simping for icky pukers
have you no shame?
Anonymous
>>22203665 Spaniard is gay he's been craving jimmy cock for WEEKS now
Anonymous
>>22203706 >shame the serial simping sex pest has shame?
https://988lifeline.org/ Anonymous
>>22203706 >have you no shame says the guy that every single community he has been part of hates his guts, and he was so insufferable even his own family preferred to rope over being subjected to his presence.
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>>22203712 oh look, it's klaus on his 5th id in this thread, wow!
Anonymous
>>22203713 wait is this just your gimmick, you post that link when you can't think of anything meaningful to say
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>>22203723 you should try calling them with your grievances. they’ll listen to anything and you’ll finally hear how insane you sound.
https://988lifeline.org/ Anonymous
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Why can't we be friends
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>>22203726 ok thanks that's what I thought
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>>22203726 this is nothing to be suicidal about btw just seek help
Anonymous
>>22203713 how TF am I sex pest
>>22203715 stop jerking off to weird cartoon porn and go defend your country and get laid. Be a man for ONCE in your life. This clout shark ho is just using you as a beta orbiter to defend herself from jimmy and you fell for it hook line and sinker and worst of all she has BAD TITS awful awful bad boobies shame on (Jew)
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>wait is this just your gimmick, you po-ACK
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>>22203715 Josiekike accounts
Twitter:@ligmalegioner
Youtube: ligman Ballschowitz
Reddits: u/LIGMAN69 , u/nervous-platform7569
He likes rape and interracial hentai
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Reminder that ratman admitted that he has no IRL friends
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>>22203712 Bringing this whole jimmy shit here is cancer sure doing it for a month now its unreal but you are the worst by a mile at this point.
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>>22203612 acting like anybody can dox these raghead names
might as well be named Ooga Booga Manooga because all non-White names are the same animal scribbles
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>>22203730 summarize what’s bothering you about the threads and call this number. it will change your life.
https://988lifeline.org/ Anonymous
From this point on, please be normal, everyone
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>>22203740 Nah he didn't tho
And they cooked him this wonderful meal the other day
Go DM the brown saggers girl for jimmy cock pix you horny bastard
(ノ≧∇≦)ノ ミ ━((ヘ・_・)
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jerking off to huge fukking anime titties is as close to hyperborea you can get in the modern age, all the ancient aryans did it. you will never be able to shame me with that even for a sec.
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I guess it's probably good anon has that link handy.
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>>22203747 look at the arm tho
It proves those are her bad awful awful terrible tits
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>>22203758 your mexican neighbors made that for you. we need to talk about that psychosis inducing lighting and decor you live in.
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>>22203739 i don't use reddit
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>um yeah jews are bad and stuff, please give me $500k now >anywhoozers Cameron Williams is live in my house facefucking a gay pedophile rapist nigger, remember to like and subscribe
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>>22203768 >bad awful awful terrible tits it's really not mentioned enough
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>>22203769 I live in an apartment building I don't talk to any of these niggas lol
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>>22203775 aight whatever Jew nice last name btw
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>>22203778 they come to your door and happily give you food whenever they party. they’re just being nice.
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>>22203776 butthurt jew detected
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>>22203768 damn she is a huge bitch. that's pretty normal for raghead women desu because they all hide in their garbage bag anyway.
>>22203777 checked
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>>22203758 >some scraps thrown on a paper plate >LOOK GUISE IT PROVES I HAVE FRIENDS im starting to suspect you have a humiliation fetish and we are all being goaded into it
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>>22203776 sam is a natural born rebel. now that america is nazi germany he openly supports gay niggers, jewish talk show hosts, and child drag
that's our sammy!
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Hope you all do better ^_^
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>>22203790 the only jew i know of is Shmuel Hydeberg, the man who runs crypto scams and gives $15k to gay pedophile rapist niggers while LARPing as Rush Limbaugh.
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>>22203799 Aw man, this reminds of when I had a screenshot of him liking one of my posts that I accidentally deleted. I would’ve had one of the rarest, extinct TJs.
I hope everyone chills out, these threads were somewhat pleasant yesterday.
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>>22203820 >Still no Dear Vivek Hindi dub HOW WILL HE EVER UNDERSTAND YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKS
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>>22203788 lol nope everyone on my floor is white trust me Mexicans can't afford the rent here
>>22203795 I don't cook niggie the girls at Wendy's know my doordash order by heart now they write me cute notes on napkins and shit
ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ━
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>>22203822 Smartest thing posted all thread
>>22203824 What was it for curiosity sake?
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>>22203820 I feel bad for the lost young men who actually look up to Sam as a father figure and believe he has something meaningful to say/contribute
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>>22203831 >rushes to find toilet paper and a pen to make this post can't wait for the day you OD
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>>22203831 yeah your white friends are making iraqi style meals for you. you’re not fooling anyone.
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the israeli is crashing out over his 4chan girlfriend being humiliated by a weird simp
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>>22203820 >while LARPing as Rush Limbaugh. Larping? So you think he doesn't actually believe those things?
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your *latinx* neighbors. rude of me to assume, sorry everyone. i’ll hit up the link too.
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>>22203831 >showing off how bad the Wendy's wokers feels the lack of self awareness is always hilarious
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>>22203831 this is beyond sad, ratman.
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>>22203842 I've posted that image before and thats obviously a girl's handwriting
You need to rejoin the IDF and lose your incelginity ASAP bro
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>>22203850 just like the betty simps, everyone else in this thread, his father and his brother crashed out over it right?
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>>22203841 Sam's new show will be more of the same, young men will pay 30$ to thank Sam for convincing them to become a welder.
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>>22203863 i guess so idk the lore
you're def mad about jimmy's sloppy seconds getting owned doughy
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[Sad News] Klaus was 2 busy posting notes from Wendy's workers on 4chan who think he's an agoraphobic and feel bad 4 him 2 save his father and brother
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white people can't cook meat with rice and beans now? You goofy racist ahhh' chuds
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>>22203838 He posted something along the likes of preferring John Cale over Lou Reed and I sent him this song I was listening to a lot at the time.
https://youtu.be/4LK9JjW2noo?si=Cf-Dgyt4eGDacVYB >>22203862 Thoughts on Gaddafi’s former Amazonian Guard?
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the namefags are arguing with themselves again
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>>22203879 >Thoughts on Gaddafi’s former Amazonian Guard? yes
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>>22203891 And they claim this Klaus is irredeemable smdh…
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>>22203879 That sounds pretty on point for teej
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>>22203045 it means someone is finally giving Abi a computer again. Abi's stream will return shortly !
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>>22203045 >bisexual lighting your mind is destroyed
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anyway you guys were close he and his girl are actually Dominican lol I met him at clinic they hate niggers because their side of the island is super fucked
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the black side I mean they also hate Mexicans and Puerto Ricans for some reason
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Chezgram update. I had to connect via darknet but word is operation DiddyLux: Chain of Memories Final Mix is a go Godspeed everyone
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>>22204110 both sides of the island are black
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Chez WON BROWN SAGGER SIMPCELS LOST KLAUS W BAY BEEEE
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>>22203930 >>22204107 Lou reed sucks, he’s a scat fetishist like cryokeen
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>>22204132 yeah lulu is a fucking abomination, and im saying that as someone who could find enjoyment out of st.anger
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>>22204119 one is brown and the other is black and grim and fucked
it's like if skid row in LA was an entire country
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>DONT YOU EVER TALK TO THE CHEZ IN THAT TONE OF VOICE Why did Chez say this? Pretty cringe desu
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Would you CCC (ClapChezCheeks) in the boiiler room?
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>>22203614 fr fr she bussin' no cap
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I barely have any idea what you guys are talking about anymore. I'm almost free.
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Sam Hyde is running a Freemason recruitment operation and tried to recruit me. They have tried to set me up with romantic bait twice already. On top of breaking into my house and threatening to kill me. Then when called out they play the victim. Look up the user "bad ideas" on bant. Fishtank was partially set up to entrap and bait me romantically in particular. They hired me a state over near Josie on purpose, so she could be used as bait. All freemasons are guilty of treason. Sam Hyde, William Osman, and Linus Sebastian are all freemason's. William Osman gave me comms in one of his videos.
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Why are we calling Jimmy Chez? Is his name Chez and not James Downey?
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>>22204371 ya Nigeria is pretty fucked too
>>22204383 >WHY STAYVUN WHYYYYY >...I don't know Anonymous
>>22204407 I am so old my iPods don't even have cameras
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>>22204421 I had no idea that was a thing [with texting no less] until these threads
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>>22204422 i meant what i said, and what i said was correct. if that's what you think of when you see red and blue lights, you have been faggotized and brainraped.
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>>22204421 the ipod touch got cameras in 2010
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>>22204421 I remember when the iPod nanos were popular one year
>>22204426 yea I don't get the point when a phone can do all the same and more
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Do you think Jimmy has jailbroken his ipod touch or is he too retarded ?
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gio scotti rockers
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>>22204439 There used to be all sorts of wacky things on Cydia back in the day
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>>22204406 Jimmy said on his most recent stream that he wants to put the name "jimmy" and "pingasbomb" behind him so wants people to call him "Chez" now.
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>>22204370 Chez won
Klaus won
Brown saggers and her simpcels(benleaks/Israeli) LOST
HARD
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>>22204452 it made all the apps on the appstore FREE.
If Jimmy installed it he wouldn't have to pay for the dogfinder subscription anymore
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I'm going to eat mushroom soup and grilled cheese And then nap maybe
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>>22203639 >Reddit dislikes Jon Reddit making up the majority of the audience explains a lot of things: why Burt and Jimmy are the most popular fish while Jon somehow has become one of the less popular ones (despite being season one’s breakout contestant)
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jimmy fangirls are the same as summer simps. thats what you guys don’t understand. it’s the equivalent of wanting to fix a crazy broken person. “i can fix summer” no you can’t. just like they can’t fix jimmy. although he is a fat retard and summer is cute. i will never get that part. but women
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>>22204113 Tutenstein is out of commission and Luxor has exited the museum, I repeat, Tutenstein is out of commisiong and Luxor has exited the museum.
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>>22204477 Summer simps don’t exist
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>>22204431 >Oh no someone called this gay thing gay I bet you like that lighting too, fucking fag
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>>22204486 you’re retarded if you think that’s true. look at her replies
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>>22204473 >while Jon somehow has become one of the less popular ones (despite being season one’s breakout contestant) Letty is Season 1's star and Jon merely tagged along for the in her wake in S1, 2.5 and Hunger Games. Its Letty that continuously goes viral on social media not Jon. Burt only rides inroads that Letty already for other fish like streaming with Sonic yesterday.
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>>22203612 Who is Reggie Ledoux?
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>>22204492 damn his older sisters are cute
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>>22204477 There was one last year until the jeremy stream appeared
Damn shame summer deleted it, an actual cuckstream being the third wheel on their date
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>>22204495 She doesn’t even post let alone get replies
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hey jimmy, zach here. i haven't posted in /bant/ since season 3 ended, please leave me and my family alone. thank you.
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>>22204487 if you see a baby girl in pink and a baby boy in light blue, do you think of the transgender flag you worthless fucking faggot
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>>22204492 To each their own
Small tits are more civilized
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Hey Jimmy, Shadi here. I haven't been raped in weeks. Throw a sista a bone!
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>>22204525 >Small tits are more civilized FFFAAAGGGGGGOOOTTT
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>>22204525 >Small tits are more civilized ??
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>>22204473 >(despite being season one’s breakout contestant) He was pretty firmly behind Letty and Josie even at his peak, hell outside of here (while still excluding reddit) Vance is also ahead of him.
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>>22204539 Don't worry about that
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I don't understand the tit arguments Big small perky saggy it's all good to me (except for you know who's)
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>>22204537 At his peak he was only behind Josie
>Letty Also are you drunk or retarded? Letty was universally derided during when season 1 is airing
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>>22204539 Now its two post for this ID faggot.
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Day Klaus (Almost Night Klaus) ID:YNBVnXu0 Mon 24 Feb 2025 19:49:01 No. 22204577 Report >>22204486 they definitely do her kofi has over 100 subs though most are probably horny guys hoping for lewds (jokes on them I guess)
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>>22204559 So was Jon, they were both "love to hate" contestants during season 1.
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>>22204498 jon is the one who got letty on hunger games
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>>22204492 hnng
>>22204525 that sounds mad retarded
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>>22204596 He gave her the idea to apply and dazzled Ice with a good interview then convinced someone to drop out. Jon didn't get her onto Hunger Games at all.
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Day Klaus (Almost Night Klaus) ID:YNBVnXu0 Mon 24 Feb 2025 19:55:01 No. 22204607 Report >>22204506 kek yea that was fucked at one point Jeremy was trying to slurp on summer's fingers during their uber ride
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>>22204604 Jon played a part
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>>22204506 Vance was watching that stream
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Day Klaus (Almost Night Klaus) ID:YNBVnXu0 Mon 24 Feb 2025 19:57:21 No. 22204615 Report >>22204611 The Jimmy vs May drama is actually season 4
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Ben is building a pirate ship for season 4, will be finished by end of June
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>>22204518 being intimidated of doxxing especially by jimmy's retard pack is hilarious, but i guess you have to be more retarded than them to get doxxed in the first place
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>>22204623 they've been at it since bloodgames ended though.
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>>22204607 The whole stream was funny as fuck as everyone brought up jimmy constantly which made jeremy testy, making a constantly feedback loop
>>22204597 >>22204536 >>22204531 Bigger is better is a boomer mindset
Sleek and efficient is forward thinking
On another note who has the best tits on /ftl/
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>>22204577 If you sub long enough she might sell nudes. If she thinks she can trust you :^)
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Bisexual babies
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>>22203028 I stopped posting bc of klaus lol
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>>22204635 >Bigger is better is a boomer mindset t. ricedick
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>>22204632 at it doing what, and who exactly?
>>22204635 we get it, you prefer a smaller frame...
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If you get doxxed by jimmy you deserve it for getting close to him
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>>22204465 Billy Zane lost in Titanic.
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>>22204667 found the jaxtonseether
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Day Klaus (Almost Night Klaus) ID:YNBVnXu0 Mon 24 Feb 2025 20:11:45 No. 22204688 Report Quoted By:
>>22204636 lol that's funny does her bf know this
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Day Klaus (Almost Night Klaus) ID:YNBVnXu0 Mon 24 Feb 2025 20:12:35 No. 22204694 Report Quoted By:
>>22204667 Yea but all he does is post your name in these threads?
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>>22204641 that means he won and u lost
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Sister mayliss the end is knocking
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jimmyfags this your idol? he fucks men and gets fucked by men
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>>22204715 He stopped using cocaine, he beat addiction and dependence, he's a survivor and a hero
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>>22203362 what happened to the 4 other things
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Did people ever get their Zipp orders?
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>>22204720 >He stopped using cocaine, he beat addiction and dependence, he's a survivor and a hero Anonymous
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>>22204754 no i got my jumpsuit though zipp has not shipped yet, been 3 full months
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Day Klaus (Almost Night Klaus) ID:YNBVnXu0 Mon 24 Feb 2025 20:31:00 No. 22204770 Report >>22204763 Has she sold you any nudes yet
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>>22204765 why did you buy the jumpsuit, would you ever wear it other than that one time you take a picture for reddit upvotes?
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Day Klaus (Almost Night Klaus) ID:YNBVnXu0 Mon 24 Feb 2025 20:31:45 No. 22204777 Report Quoted By:
Zipp was recalled due to mold contamination
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Zipp was recalled due to POOP RAPE contamination
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Day Klaus (Almost Night Klaus) ID:YNBVnXu0 Mon 24 Feb 2025 20:35:34 No. 22204790 Report Quoted By:
I'm chezzing out
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>Sam Hyde explicitly agrees with this entire statement and endorses it and put $15k of his money into promoting it
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>>22204715 are there actual jimmyfags itt or is it just anons who find his ex annoying and/or the situation funny
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>>22204799 that's kind of how mde started as a counter cultural force if u think abt it
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>>22204799 >latest pgl is sam saying people need to be more gay like europeans Anonymous
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>>22204799 the only way out of this one is Sam shutting down fishtank because of what it became.
or else America won't be saved
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Day Klaus (Almost Night Klaus) ID:YNBVnXu0 Mon 24 Feb 2025 20:41:00 No. 22204821 Report she wants to be raped like shadi finding out about what happened between them at the lake house put her in the hospital for the 10th time
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>>22204802 Jimmy sux but at least he doesn't come in here and yap
>>22204817 ?
America is already pretty gay these days
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>>22204821 you can't really criticize her for trying 2 OD because at least it was an attempt and she survived, can't say the same for some people you know
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>>22204770 She's not the walking trashbin known as Betty
Klaus s Dad
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>>22204847 She did it for attention to make others feel bad
that's pretty fucked
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>>22204848 >klaus on 20VPN's gonna pretend he didn't simp for her Anonymous
actually i decided i was tsundere for Luxiechan and now I want her desu im a balding White man like Jimmy so i think i can give her what she needs
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Day Klaus (Almost Night Klaus) ID:YNBVnXu0 Mon 24 Feb 2025 20:48:01 No. 22204869 Report Quoted By:
>>22204857 I was with him until the end we had a nurse visiting him too for hospice care but not 24/7
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>>22204861 that's not true doe
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Day Klaus (Almost Night Klaus) ID:YNBVnXu0 Mon 24 Feb 2025 20:49:35 No. 22204885 Report >>22204864 I did it for the memes and to make Jimmy sperg out (which he did lol) but now that she think she better than letty I realize I made a HUGE BROWN saggy mistake
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>>22204885 >I did it for the memes and to make Jimmy sperg out you combined 2 copes together and they still aren't valid
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>>22204868 Nasty bro just get a hooker or something most of them have nice tits that won't make you sick to look at
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>>22204885 >I did it for the memes and to make Jimmy sperg out Anonymous
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>>22204802 some of his drones post here, he probably does as well
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jimmy's crew and their dogpiling never works because jimmy always ends up fucking the dogs
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>>22204897 Don't put this milk in ur sippy cup lil leaky wrist nigga it's way past the expiration date iykyk
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>>22204646 >at it doing what trying to dox me for a half of a year
>and who exactly jimmy and his jimcorders. i concede, they won. they have my name and address, not sure why they're roping me into this drama with the scorned simp though.
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Kinzinger was born on February 27, 1978, in Kankakee, Illinois, the son of Betty Jo, an elementary school teacher, and Rus Kinzinger, a CEO of religious faith–based organizations.[2][3][4] After spending part of his youth in Jacksonville, Florida, he was primarily raised in Bloomington, Illinois. He graduated from Normal Community West High School in 1996[5] and earned a bachelor's degree in political science from Illinois State University in 2000.[6] In 1998, while a student at Illinois State, Kinzinger ran for election as a county board member in McLean County. He won, defeating an incumbent, and at age 20 was one of the youngest county board members in McLean County history,[7][8] Kinzinger remained on the board until resigning in 2003.[9] Kinzinger worked as an intern for then–U.S. Senator Peter Fitzgerald shortly after his graduation from Illinois State, as part of a program offered there.[10]
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When I joined the January 6th Committee, I knew I would face blowback from many within my own party. The Republican Party had already become unrecognizable to me, warped by conspiracy theories, blind loyalty to one man, and a willingness to sacrifice truth for political survival. But I never imagined the extent to which some members of Congress would twist reality in their desperate attempt to rewrite history. Now, we hear calls from House Republicans to conduct a second investigation—this time targeting the January 6th Committee itself. Their goal isn’t to uncover new truths. It’s to discredit the painstaking work we did, erase the damning evidence we uncovered, shield those complicit in the attack on our democracy, and run interference for Trump who pardoned the violent criminals who attacked police. Let me be clear: if they want to open that Pandora’s box, I’ll be the first one through the door. I’m happy to make a mockery of their sham investigation and expose their lies for what they are. Do they really want to relitigate January 6th? Fine. Let’s relive the day when armed rioters, incited by a sitting president, stormed the United States Capitol. Let’s review the videos of windows being shattered, officers being assaulted, and gallows erected on the Capitol grounds. Let’s hear, once again, the chants of “Hang Mike Pence” and the screams of police officers under attack. If they think they can spin this into a story of "patriots" defending democracy, I’ll gladly bring receipts to prove otherwise.