I know a guy who purchased a Glicky (Glock 48, specifically) for the sole purpose of killing me. People have told me that he constantly fantasized about me showing up at his door just so he could kill me with it. I recently accertained conversation where he described himself as an exorciser of his 2nd ammendment rights with a CCW permit but from my personal findings, the only time he has shot his glicky was negligent discharges outside the town bar, and another time out the passenger window on the highway for the hell of it, because acting like a retard is 'cute' or something. I also have reason to believe that he does not posess a CCW.

Now this got me thinking, he bought a handgun, expecting me, to show up and knock on his door.... Like... nigga what? I'm a former soldier and on top of that I'm a hunter. I can sit in the freezing cold for 8+ hours doing nothing but playing war crimes in my head like its television and you think I'd knock on your fucking door like an idiot? Wtf is your glock going to do against someone in the bushes who has been waiting for hours not giving 2 shits? Whats it going to do against someone in body armor? Whats it going to do against someone with a forced reset trigger and over 200rds of ammo? Whats it going to do against 50lbs worth of tannerite strategically planted? Whats it going to do to someone who actually goes to the range and doesn't negligently discharge?

Dear lord bottoms are so pathetic. I have yet to meet a bottom that had an ounce of competency. Except tommy seems slightly competent but i never talked to him