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>be me
>i really like wal-mart
>i like to stroll down all the aisles looking at my favorite high fructose foods and soda (water is for 3rd worlders)
>i like to go to the gun section and pick up my weekly firearm to protect my country
>about half an hour before i leave i like to pick up my soda, twinkies, frozen fried chicken.
>Always at this part, i have the stomach grumbles
>I shart, in mart.
>i really like wal-mart
>i like to stroll down all the aisles looking at my favorite high fructose foods and soda (water is for 3rd worlders)
>i like to go to the gun section and pick up my weekly firearm to protect my country
>about half an hour before i leave i like to pick up my soda, twinkies, frozen fried chicken.
>Always at this part, i have the stomach grumbles
>I shart, in mart.
