I went out the park for my nightly incel walk finished it thought I should learn stretching stretched near a pole saw a cutie (I guess 16yo) cycling in stationary bike next to me so I said hey hows ur day bitch fucking IGNORED me I got so humiliated and angry I clenched my fists hard but accidentally clenched my butthole too and it released a THUNDEROUS FART the whole area heard it and smelled it I panicked real hard so I went to the bitch and tried to kick her leg but I missed and kicked the metal pedal and stumped my feet I literally yelled OWWWIEEEE then wobbled away like an obese bitch