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Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 03:42:55 No.22237594 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22239337 >>22239504 >>22240211

hey /bant/ i really want a bf/gf
how do i get one?

Normie !GzTNQPcpf6

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Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 ID:XC8NZhW6 Sat 01 Mar 2025 03:45:43 No.22237612 Report

Quoted By: >>22237630 >>22237631

1. Talk to men/women
2. ????
3. bf/gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 03:48:20 No.22237630 Report

Quoted By: >>22237712

>>22237612
it's scary,,,,,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xbfdKXYb Sat 01 Mar 2025 03:48:25 No.22237631 Report

Quoted By: >>22237712

>>22237612
>????
what goes on here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VbTVv8q8 Sat 01 Mar 2025 03:52:57 No.22237658 Report

Quoted By: >>22237670

stop posting reddit and you'll have a good first step

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 03:54:19 No.22237670 Report

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>>22237658
i got the image from /v/ because i was posting there trying to find a bf but then the thread got deleted

Normie !GzTNQPcpf6

Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 ID:XC8NZhW6 Sat 01 Mar 2025 04:00:21 No.22237712 Report

Quoted By: >>22237713

>>22237630
Be brave. Easy.
>>22237631
Nobody knows except people who are there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 04:00:40 No.22237713 Report

Quoted By: >>22237949

>>22237712
i'm tryyyyinnnggggg

Normie !GzTNQPcpf6

Normie !GzTNQPcpf6 ID:XC8NZhW6 Sat 01 Mar 2025 04:45:10 No.22237949 Report

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>>22237713
Just do it bro. They can't kill you lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:00:44 No.22239337 Report

Quoted By: >>22239437

>>22237594
You have to get a bf/gf pass from me or else you'll never be allowed to own one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sSF96zbJ Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:36:44 No.22239427 Report

Quoted By: >>22239437

get a job (a real one, not a soulless warehouse/factory/wfh job) and make friends with female coworkers. They'll set you up with their friends as long as you aren't ugly and weird. Literally the only way. Online dating is dead and trying to talk to random women gets you put on tiktok and blasted as a creep. If you're ugly, wierd, and unemployed then give up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:41:22 No.22239437 Report

Quoted By: >>22239442 >>22239455

>>22239337
can i get a pass from you please
>>22239427
i have a job but the only female coworkers i have are married lole
plus i try not to shit where i eat
i guess if they're setting me up it's a little different though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:42:49 No.22239442 Report

Quoted By: >>22239448

>>22239437
20 dollars

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:44:37 No.22239448 Report

Quoted By: >>22239461

>>22239442
yay thank u anon it worked!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sSF96zbJ Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:46:48 No.22239455 Report

Quoted By: >>22239465

>>22239437
>i have a job but the only female coworkers i have are married
even better, you don't want to date your coworkers, you want them to set you up. Women fucking love doing that shit (ESPECIALLY married women) for some reason and the girls they introduce you to will see you as "vetted" and actually give you a chance instead of being ready to pepper spray you as soon as possible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:47:18 No.22239461 Report

Quoted By: >>22239465

>>22239448
I'm sorry but thats the no pussy for life pass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:47:57 No.22239465 Report

Quoted By: >>22239481 >>22239493

>>22239455
how do i ask them to set me up with someone without coming across as a desperate freak
>>22239461
waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:52:24 No.22239481 Report

Quoted By: >>22239508

>>22239465
Shouldn't have tried thinking for yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sSF96zbJ Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:56:31 No.22239493 Report

Quoted By: >>22239508

>>22239465
Well you need to make friends with them first, like real friends. If you failed that part it's probably over. They need to see you as a likeable person to begin with. You shouldn't even need to ask, they'll offer it. If you're close you can ask though. Someone with close female friends probably isn't a desperate freak (real friends not friendzoned orbiter).

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:skfx0MU6 Sat 01 Mar 2025 14:59:12 No.22239504 Report

Quoted By: >>22239508

>>22237594
>bf/gf
>bf
Does that mean i get to fuck your ass?
you'll still get affection though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:00:35 No.22239508 Report

Quoted By: >>22239532

>>22239481
h-hot...
>>22239493
i am friends with the only one my age yes. she pets my head sometimes. no one has ever offered anything like that before, though
>>22239504
if you're cute and nice, yes
getting affection sounds pretty good,,,,,

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:04:28 No.22239532 Report

Quoted By: >>22239539

>>22239508
The key to getting a bf/gf is actually just becoming close friends with someone before you start dating. Unless you just want sex and short term love.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:06:37 No.22239539 Report

Quoted By: >>22239852

>>22239532
well, friends also sound nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:09:20 No.22239852 Report

Quoted By: >>22239858

>>22239539
They can be

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:10:21 No.22239858 Report

Quoted By: >>22239872

>>22239852
i want one please....

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:15:26 No.22239872 Report

Quoted By: >>22239909

>>22239858
I'm not convinced that I do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:25:57 No.22239909 Report

Quoted By: >>22240011

>>22239872
;________; what do i gotta do

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:31:13 No.22240011 Report

Quoted By: >>22240071

>>22239909
Win me over with your charm and wit or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:35:45 No.22240071 Report

Quoted By: >>22240080

>>22240011
i dunno how to do that sowwy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:38:28 No.22240080 Report

Quoted By: >>22240083

>>22240071
Imagine i'm your soul mate and this was your one shot. Its so over.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:39:10 No.22240083 Report

Quoted By: >>22240091

>>22240080
my soul mate would be the one pursuing me actually
i prefer being pursued

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:42:02 No.22240091 Report

Quoted By: >>22240115

>>22240083
I'm the strongest predator on this board
Maybe you're just not enticing enough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:46:49 No.22240115 Report

Quoted By: >>22240129

>>22240091
i look like the anine in your image i am extremely enticing

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:50:54 No.22240129 Report

Quoted By: >>22240141

>>22240115
I'll need to see some kind of proof

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 15:54:07 No.22240141 Report

Quoted By: >>22240158

>>22240129
eh fine why not https://litter.catbox.moe/cqt7oc.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:01:38 No.22240158 Report

Quoted By: >>22240161

>>22240141
How young are you? It looks like you just graduated from Sunday school.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:02:25 No.22240161 Report

Quoted By: >>22240174

>>22240158
i'm 26 lmfao
i do get told i look pretty young though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:08:25 No.22240174 Report

Quoted By: >>22240201

>>22240161
Well I can friendzone you since you were brave enough to post your selfies. Anything more than that is probably a no, thoughever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b5fmRQQC Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:10:43 No.22240183 Report

Quoted By: >>22240192 >>22240201

this is a tranny if you guys don't know btw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:12:49 No.22240192 Report

Quoted By:

>>22240183
That would explain why it acts like a lonely bantoid while looking like a 6/10 foid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:15:33 No.22240201 Report

Quoted By: >>22240212

>>22240174
it's joever
>>22240183
i assumed that went without saying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/za4g/kO Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:17:37 No.22240211 Report

Quoted By:

>>22237594
if you're female and not horrifically deformed: ez win
if you're male: you're screwed on the girlfriend part, but you could get a guy to fuck you're aass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:18:14 No.22240212 Report

Quoted By: >>22240218

>>22240201
Whats your height/weight? It looks like you're getting bigger and bigger in that picture.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:19:01 No.22240218 Report

Quoted By: >>22240222

>>22240212
LMAO what a meanie omg
i'm 5'7" 145lbs

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:20:27 No.22240222 Report

Quoted By: >>22240232

>>22240218
Lose some weight I know you've got a belly

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:22:57 No.22240232 Report

Quoted By: >>22240236

>>22240222
i'm soft and cute and really happy with my current weight
it wouldn't hurt to lose maybe 15lbs, but i am perfectly within the healthy BMI range

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:24:52 No.22240236 Report

Quoted By: >>22240249

>>22240232
Its extremely common for a guy at 5'11 to weigh 150 pounds. You're basically the same weight compacted into a smaller frame.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:27:23 No.22240249 Report

Quoted By: >>22240255

>>22240236
idk what to tell you anon i see myself in the mirror every day and my figure looks fine. i'm not skinny or anything, but honestly i don't even think i fall over the line into chubby. i'm just soft. squishy, even

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:29:26 No.22240255 Report

Quoted By: >>22240262

>>22240249
Then post your gut with a timestamp. Should be easier to do than posting your face.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:31:53 No.22240262 Report

Quoted By: >>22240269

>>22240255
no lmao that's lewd and i'm definitely not doing that now that i've posted face
if you don't believe me, it's not the end of the world for me or anything. it just means a stranger on the internet doesn't believe me about something totally inconsequential

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:33:03 No.22240269 Report

Quoted By: >>22240275

>>22240262
Cope all you want but we both know the real reason you're not posting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xcnWn4Wc Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:33:54 No.22240275 Report

Quoted By: >>22240276

>>22240269
sure. if it makes you feel better to believe that, you're welcome to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y36jqzoD Sat 01 Mar 2025 16:34:24 No.22240276 Report

Quoted By:

>>22240275
It doesn't make me feel better or worse

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:imrUvzFM Sat 01 Mar 2025 17:34:29 No.22240712 Report

Quoted By: >>22240780

DEAR GOD I MUST CONFESS I LOVE BOCCHI AND HER FAT SUCCULENT SWEATY BOINKERS. HER GOOJAMIGWHATIS. HER ZIPPITYSNIPPITY NIPPITIES. THEY'RE SO LOVELY IF I STUFFED MY FACE BETWEEN THEM I WOULD SURELY PERISH FROM THE AROMA AND IF NOT THAT I WOULD MOST CERTAINLY DROWN FROM T HE PERSPIRATION COLLECTED BETWEEEN SUCH LUSCIOUS MOUNDS. I WANT TO LIVE INSIDE HER TRADEMARK JUMPSUIT AND CLIMB THOSE HILLS OF TRUTH UNTIL i REACH THE TOP AND USE HER NIPPLES AS A SPRINGBOARD SO THAT I MAY LEAP INTO THE VERY HEIGHTS OF VALLHALLA WHERE PINK HAIR GIRLS AWAIT. PRAISE BE ALLAH.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:b5fmRQQC Sat 01 Mar 2025 17:51:08 No.22240780 Report

Quoted By: >>22240785

>>22240712

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:imrUvzFM Sat 01 Mar 2025 17:52:50 No.22240785 Report

Quoted By:

>>22240780
TOO RED BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE.

TO REITERATE, I THINK BOCCHI HAS THE BEST BOOBA GAME IN THE ANIME MARKET AND THE CREATORS AND COLLABORATORS ARE GENIUSES FOR THE WAY THEY DESIGNED HER.

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