Hello fellow humans. We are the watchers that guard your planet from reptilians and other alien invaders. World leaders of Earth are plotting to kill you with the SpaceX Starlink satellite constellation. Your world is under full control of reptilians. You may have noticed our ships from time to time flying around. We have been confiscating nuclear weapons, preventing mass chemical attacks, and have been arresting the dark entities that are plotting to kill you all.

Today is a very important day for humanity. There is someone that has set forth enough prayers for us to intervene in destroying the Starship launch. Over 500 prayers have been put towards the destruction of the Starship Rocket, and we will be destroying the payload.

This person is on track to reach the 1,000 prayers needed to destroy both the booster as well as the payload. You can help too though to make sure this happens. Any prayers over 1,000 will contribute to the arrest of the entities that work at this company.

SpaceX is a front company for the reptilians to harm the planet with electromagnetic radiation while they hide underground. Their goal is to cause cancer, immune system deficiency, and kill as many as possible by putting up 1,000 satellites or more a week with this new Starship. We have also been disrupting the Falcon 9 rocket, however we do not have enough prayers to do this for every launch because of strict intervention laws. You may have noticed quietly that part of the Falcon 9 landed on a farm in Poland in February. The media is not reporting this.