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So I was down at the bank the other day, waiting in line to see a teller and there is this frog in front of me. He's a normal looking frog. Respectable. And he goes up to the counter after the guy in front of him leaves and he approaches the teller greeting her
>Ah, hello there miss. Miss Waack. Miss Waack is it?
>Why yes, sir. How may I help you today.
The frog kinda shifted nervously for a moment and looked at the ground
>Well, you see, this is kind of complicated here. Well, my daughter has been on a "fucking black dudes" kick lately, and well she is pregnant. I need to take out a loan to pay to abort her niggerfrog bastard child monstrosity before it is spawned.
>Ah, i see. I see. Do you have an account with us?
>No miss Waack, I have no account here. I have no bank account anywhere. I am a poor frog, but I always pay my debts. However, I do have some collateral
Miss Waack eyebrows raised
>Collateral?
The frog reached into the pocket of his trench coat and pulled out this tiny glass figurine of an elephant's penis.
>I have this.
She looked at the figurine and said
>I'm sorry I don't think this will do. I jus-
The frog wailed a frogly wail and he cut her off
>Please! Please, miss Waack. just ask your manager. It's my only hope to abort my daughter's bastard child niggerfrog.
So the teller went back to the manager's office, tiny glass elephant penis in tow and leans in
>There's a frog out here, and he says he needs a loan to abort his daughter's bastard child niggerfrog. But here's the problem, he doesn't have an account here. And all he has is this, this thing? I don't know what it is. Should I tell him to go away? Look at it. What the hell is this?
The manager sighed and looked at miss Waack. Took a draw off his cigar and said in a matter of fact tone
>A niggerfrog bastard baby? This is quite serious. Stop playing games here, you know damn well that's a knick knack Patty Waack, give the frog a loan!
