>>22261738Hi,
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I have noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they are barely an inch apart.
Now, I'm not sure about you other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually - they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly oversight is ruining everything.
It seems to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free, thinking she's all that, I just remember that her anus is only ONE inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they are too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. After all, we're having to sleep with a creature whose ANUS is only ONE inch away from the vagina - you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We are doing you a favor.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, lest they get inflated egos and think they're all that.
They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.